Y/n prefers a life like this- it's not that complicated.
Sure, he is fated to be lonely and destined to be hated.
If you read the books, they say it's why he was created.
But he doesn't care, 'cause being liked is grossly overrated.
The Camera pans down to Y/N's house (pictured above), it zooms through his window and Y/N's is warped as he is seen through a fish tank. Y/N is in human form
Y/N sighs
Y/N: Morning, Gus, my little one-finned wonder. He puts food into Gus' tank, then proceeds to call his parents, leaving a voicemail for them
Y/N: Hello, Mom. It's me. Just checkin' in. I got your postcard, putting it up on Gus' tank now. Yeah, it's very nice. He is fuming, though. Keeps asking why I don't take him anywhere nice.
Y/N Chuckles
Maybe one day, right? He'd love to get out there, but it's a bit hard with one fin, innit? Anyway, Mom, all's well here. Not too bad. Still wake up every morning still feeling like I got hit by a bus. And if you... Anyway, sorry I missed you, Mom. I'll try you again tomorrow. Laters, gators.
Hangs up the phone, He sees his train pull up to the station
Y/N: Oh, bloody hell. Wait!
Y/N gets on just barely, he almost nods off but jolts awake again
Y/N: Bollocks. Sorry
Y/N gets off the train and starts his walk to school but on his way, he sees a kid beside the shrine
Y/N: Looks like someone mistook this beautiful shrine for a rubbish dump
Kid: It's not like there's anything in there, it has been abandoned for years
Y/N: Maybe but something awesome did happen here many centuries ago... They'd take a hilt of a katana and they would wack the back of someone's head. Intimates whacking noise Then bury them alive and use this human sacrifice as a prayer to the gods, this was called Hitobashira.
little did Y/N know the resident of said shrine was listening and smirked at the knowledge of this boy.
Y/N looked at his watch, noticed the time
Y/N: Jeez gotta run, sorry kid, enjoy the shrineee!
Y/N ran to the school and headed to the student council office
Y/N: H-Hello there, my name is Y/N L/N, it is kinda my first day here and...
???: You want your timetable I assume?
Y/N: Ah yes please that would be greatly appreciated, Ma'am
Sona: Please just call me, Sona or Madam President.
Sona hands him his timetable, Y/N takes it and bows, thanking Sona, he headed off to homeroom.
[Time-skip]
Y/N was introduced and instantly the girls were all attracted to his adorableness and the sense of mystery around him, The boys groaned seeing they now had more competition. The teacher seated him next to a certain pervy girl named Isabelle Hyoudou, who kept staring at him, he got all flustered and tried to introduce himself
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Y/N: H-Hey, I am Y/n, pleased to meet you, miss...
Isabelle: Well, well, well a gentleman~ Names Isabelle Hyoudou, so what are you packing down there?~
Y/N: I-I beg your pardon He blushes heavily
A group of girls, grab Y/N to save him from possible sexual harassment, after escaping he gets his lunch and sits in the grass next to a tree, he opens his lunch box and it is a few rice balls and a chocolate bar and sighs
Y/N: They always have these in them, I am a vegan... He notices a girl staring at the chocolate bar while holding a book in her lap You can have the chocolate if you like, I won't be eating it. He holds it out for her, the chocolate bar is suddenly missing from his hand and he looks next to him and sees her munching on the chocolate while reading her book. M-may I ask what you are reading?
???: A book about Egyptian culture
Y/N: Awesome, oh fun fact, They'd take this big metal hook, right? And they go up the old nose and... All the organs would come out. Except for the heart.
???: Oh why is that?
Y/N: Because they believed you needed your heart to be judged in the Underworld and only the worthiest would be allowed to pass through the Field of Reeds.
???: And did it suck for you? Getting rejected from the Field of Reeds?
Y/N: That doesn't make sense 'cause I'm not dead, am I?
Y/N zones out Am I....?
Y/N hears someone saying his name
Y/N: Hmm
History Teacher: Y/N. Y/N Grant
Y/N: L/N actually....
History Teacher: Lunch is over, back inside! and detention!
Y/N: Yes, Ma'am...
Y/N's detention was helping with refreshments of the history club which looks at links between Japanese and Egyptian mythology , Y/N was organising the trolly and girl called Yuuma came up to him
Yuuma: Hello.
Y/N: H-Hello there
Yuuma: How's the sugar trade going?
Y/N: I don't know what these have to do with Egypt or Japan really. They didn't have these back then, No. They liked figs and dates, and...
Yuuma: just checking, we still on for 7:00 Saturday?
Y/N: 7:00 Saturday?
Yuuma: Yeah at "Best steak in town"?
Y/N: Oh, yeah. Right. Yeah.
Yuuma: Yeah? Okay. She giggles
Y/N: Sorry. But...
Yuuma: What is it?
Y/N: Are you asking me out?
She giggles again
Yuuma: You're funny. I'll see you then.
She walks away and Y/N chuckles
(A/N: Bold text mean internal dialogue)
Y/N: What the hell just happened?...Hang on, did she say steak?, What in the world's a bloody vegan gonna eat in a steakhouse? Salad or bread probably?
