Book Reacts (WOF): Intro (don't worry, we have a death license...or do we?)

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Star: The picture up top was actually supposed to be the cover but I didn't account for Wattpad being...Wattpad 


Star: *summons the dragons or Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Tsunami, Clay, Kinkajou, Winter, Moon, Peril, Turtle, Deathbringer, Qibli, Snowfall, Lynx, Sundew, Cricket, Blue, Swordtail, Luna, and Fatespeaker.*

Kai: *just being "normal" and chilling here* Yo yo yo-

Star: You need to stop saying that.

Peril, Sundew, Glory, Snowfall, and Tsunami: WHY ARE WE HERE!?!

Deathbringer: NO ONE CAN COME CLOSE TO THE QUEEN!

Glory: Great, then CAN YOU PLEASE GET AWAY FROM ME DEATHBRINGER!!!!

Deathbringer: Wait, what?

Star: *makes face* Ugh romance.

Kai: *sigh*

Star: Gods, DON'T SIGH AT ME! *turns back to dragons* Anyway, we're here because we need to give the viewers some more stuff to keep the few fans interested. My name's Star, a sane child who is the main host of this react-

Kai: *pops out of nowhere and throws knives at dragons* EHFUOSJEVCIRKEKSJD HI MY NAMES KAI THE PSYCHO!!!!!

Star: *eye twitches* KAI. DON'T. RUIN. THIS. FOR. ME.

Kai: *grumbled* Yea whatever. *turns to traumatized dragons* Yo u idiots got that?

Dragons: *nod*

Snowfall: But just because you're sending us to this room all the time doesn't mean u get to interrupt me! I was doing QUEENLY duties!

Lynx: Yeah, she was eating ICE CREAM!!!

Qibli: *snorts*

Snowfall: *growls* It was YUMMY!!!

Starflight and Moon: Based on all laws of science and matter, and due to my calculations of the sun and moon, and the stars, I have a feeling this isn't going to be great.

Fatespeaker: And due to my calculations, Starflight and Moon are correct.

Star: Aren't they ALWAYS correct?

Fatespeaker: Not commenting on that.

Star: *sighs* OK, let's just get on with this. You are here to react and we can choose who's gonna react to which thing with...*points to Kai bringing IT in*

Kai: -THE HOLY SPINNER *holds up a golden spinner thing* Then you react to whatever the heck we give u. Got it? Now deal with it and let's move on.

Star: *to Winter and Cricket* And MAYBE we'll bring in some human guests for u guys. *to the rest of the dragons* But anyway, you are basically here because we kidnapped you and are forcing you to do random stuff.

Winter and Cricket: *head in the clouds after hearing they will be turned into humans* HUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHU-

Star: *rubbing forehead* THAT IS ENOUGH. *whispers to Kai* I think we broke them.

Kai: *whispers back to Star* Nah, they were already broken. *stops whispering* Ok, so should we continue?

Everyone: YES!!

Blue: I wanna go back home

Star: *ignores him* Great then, everyone say bye!

Everyone: BYE!!!!!!
Kai: Well, at least we don't have any Tam's in here.

Qibli: Who's Tam?

Star: Nvm.

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