Incorrect Devil Sister and Astrophile Quotes

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Inn: I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much.
Y/N: You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.
Inn: And I reserve that right! After all....
Inn: I bet you wouldn't like the average movie made in 1879!
Namcha: There were no movies made in 1879.
Inn: *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping!
Y/N: Oooh! Let's go ask your grandfather if he saw it in theatres!

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Y/N: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!

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Namcha: I am in charge of this disaster!
Y/N: I have a name, you know.

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Y/N: I told Irin that her ears turn red when she lies.
Namcha: Do they?
Y/N: No.
Namcha: Then why did you tell her that?
Y/N: Because I can do this.
Y/N: Hey Irin! Do you love us?
Irin, with her hands over her ears: No.

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Irin: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

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Namtan: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Y/N: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
*Namcha walks in*
Y/N: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.

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Ployjan: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.
Y/N: Unless you're home alone.

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Namcha: Is Irin always like this when she loses?
Y/N: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.
Irin: You bumped that table and you know it!

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Y/N, pointing at Jin: Well, you can't spell stupid without "U".
Jin: Well, there's an "I" in stupid, too!
Y/N:

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Namtan, watching Irin & Y/N panic : What's going on?
Namcha: Irin is having a midlife crisis and Y/N is just having a crisis.

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Irin: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
Y/N: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

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Irin: While I'm gone, you're in charge Namcha.
Namcha: Yes!
Irin, whispering to Y/N: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want him to feel bad.
Y/N: Obviously.

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Namcha: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Y/N: Aren't you forgetting something?
Namcha: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Y/N's forehead before running out.*
Y/N: No, pay your bill! Dmn, who raised you?

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Jin: You're violent.
Inn: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

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Namcha: I'm 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.
Jin: That's 200%.
Namcha: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.

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Namcha: I have a mommy kink.
Y/N: So... I'm supposed to act like your mom?
Namcha: Yes!
Y/N: Why are all these dmn dishes in the sink?

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Namcha: Irin, I screwed up, big time.
Irin: Cha, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.