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(Y/n): Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Rhett: (Y/n) no.

Gage: Mistlefoe.

Rhett: Please stop encouraging her.

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Gage: WHY. why did you give Wyatt a KNIFE?!

Rhett: I'm sorry. He said he felt unsafe.

Gage: Now I feel unsafe!

Rhett: I'm sorry.

Rhett: ... would you like a knife?

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Wyatt: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Gage: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.

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Larry: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!

Brandon: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Rhett: More or less, I guess...

Wyatt: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!

(Y/n): I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.

Gage: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!

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(Warning: Language)

Larry: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Brandon: >:O language

Rhett: Yeah watch your fucking language

Gage: OKAY WHO TAUGHT RHETT THE FUCK WORD?

Wyatt: 'The fuck word'.

(Y/n): Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Rhett: Oh my god they censored it

Wyatt: Say fuck, (Y/n).

Rhett: Do it, (Y/n). Say fuck.

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Larry, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Brandon: Hey.

Rhett: Hi.

Gage: Hello.

Wyatt: Hey!

Larry: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

(Y/n): We were out of Doritos.

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Larry: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Brandon: ... Your what?

Larry: My friends.

Rhett: Is he saying "friends"?

Gage: I think he's being sarcastic.

Wyatt: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Larry! All of your friends are in this room.

Larry: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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Larry: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Brandon: Only if you also don't ask why

Brandon: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Larry:

Brandon:

Larry: This one is fine

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(Y/n): *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Brandon: Mind your language!

(Y/n): What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???

Brandon:

(Y/n): You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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(Y/n): You love me, right, Wyatt?

Wyatt: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

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(Y/n): This is bothering me.

Rhett: Well, you are digging up a corpse.

(Y/n): No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.