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Cooking babies

"Hey Ev" Dax said walking through her front door.
"Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" A scream pieced the air.
"Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"He said in response.
"What" Everly said as she walked into the hallway.
"Why'd you scream" she asked.
"I heard a scream,panicked and screamed back"
"Anyway,I need help."
"What with"
"So I was babysitting and I decided to cook some lunch and I might of walked out of the kitchen for a minute or two with the oven on and left the oven door open."
"What happened?"
"I came back to the oven door closed and a baby missing.The oven had some meat in it."
"You cooked the baby"
"No, the baby cooked itself"
"I don't believe it"
"Come see for yourself"
"Okay"

Everly opened the oven door and showed him the lump of meat. Dax picked it up and tore some meat off the bone and ate it.
"Why did you eat it"  Everly asked shocked at her friend's cannibalism.
"Because it's chicken" Dax answered with his mouthful.
"Oh,so now we just have to find a missing baby"
"You are a terrible babysitter"
"I'm only in it for the money"
⌚️⌚️time skip to them trying to find the baby⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️
"Daisy, daisy!"Everly called out
"Here b-b-baby, here b-b-baby"
"Why are you clucking like a chicken?"
"How else do you summon a baby?"
"Like a normal person"
"I am normal"
At that comment Everly bust into laughter.
"Focus on the baby in the fire pit"
"What!"
Everly ran to the fire pit in the middle of the back wall.She gently picked up the baby and placed her in her cot.
"There. We found our baby" Everly said proudly.
"No, I found it. You were insulting me."
"Potato ,Patato"
"I am never asking you to babysit"
"RUDE!"