Cesar woke up, he got his tuxedo ready and headed tf out of the house, on his way to behind the police station. (aka drug paradise 😋)
He found his sister, Kat, and inmediately realized she was gonna commit arson on the police station.
📞: "Can I join you sis?"
⏰: "Sure ig"
📞: "HELL YEAH, ARSON"
⏰: "WOOOO"
and they both died, the end/J
Anygays, Cesar and Kat burned down 45 more buildings in 1 minute, but before burning the last one in that minute, Cesar saw a strange person run by, he was curious about it so he entered the hallway that person went at.
As Cesar got in, he saw it. Heat started rising to his face, and started shaking nervously, WHAT THE FUCK. (Open the door of my heart 🤩)
🚪: "Uh-? Hello?" The person spoke "Who are you?."
📞: "I-I-I-I--R_EDDD:SKSF:Ñ_>¨^AÂQ?^¨???" Cesar got a panic attack and died/j
🚪: "Eh-?"
Cesar just made a run for it, he ran away, what the hell was that situation, why did he feel so nervous, and most importantly why the hell did he felt... like that. The only thing that got on Cesars mind was Mark, maybe Mark could help him deal with this feeling, he needed to ask him, what or who the hell made him do that. (Therapist Marker Healthclinic)
(Kat burned down hundreds of buildings more while Cesar was gone)
📞: "MAtukitMARK MAKRRJK, HELP ME."
☎: "Wh- Eh- What happened Ces?"
📞: "I STARTED FEELING STRANGE TOWARDS A STRANGER I JUST SAY AT THE MFS STREETS WHAT IS THIS, I FEEL MY HEAD COMMITING ARSON RN WHY IS THAT, YOURE THE ONLY PERSON I CAN ASK NOW, CUZIDKWHYBUTIHAVEAFEELINGTHATPEOPLEWILLBULLYM:emo:"
☎: "Sheesh calm down, also love."
📞: "WHWQAA- What"
☎: "That feeling is love, your attracted towards that person you saw"
📞: "Oooooh alright- Anygays bye, ty bestie :dayum:"
☎: "Cya, and np. :dayum:"
(Guys is it written heart or hearth, help, I bet its written har)
Cesar came back to the hallway he saw that person at (Yes, its a hallway, a litteral hallway), then found them again. He got prepared for this, he knew he had to confess his love, he knew that-
🚪: "Oh, you again? What do you need?"
📞: "E-aSd-UM- Do- Who are you-" Fuck, Cesar you screwed this up you bozo, L, GET RATIOD-/j
that person sighs and answers
🚪: "Door, just call me Door I dont care."
📞: "No- wait door-?" W-W-W-W-What a bootiful nome😍😍😍😍
📞: "wait- I meant your real name"
🚪: "Dylan." Uh oh Cesar, they dont seem to like you a lot 💀 EMO + MOTHERLESS + TOUCH GRA-/j
📞: "Oh- Nice to meet you-! em, Dylan. My names Cesar!"
🚪: "Cool. Anyways Im gonna commit arson, do whatever you want, just-"
📞: "Can I go too?"
🚪: "...Sure-?"
📞: "Hell yeah! Arson!"
🚪: "pff, so you like arson aswell? thats great to know, NOW LETS BURN A FAMILY OF 6!"
📞: "YEAAAAA!!!"
This is where chapter 1 ends :DAYUM: :Goofyahh:
Anygays remember this is made for a joke 😊 btw next chapter will start becoming more wholesome and their relationship will kinda... evolve 🤩🤩
☎: Mark (Cesars bestie ✌)
📞: Cesar (salad/protagonist)
⏰: Kat (Cesars little sister but taller sister)
🚪: Dylan (Cesars crush aka: DOOR)
(swears in bold italic 💅)
Im in your closet 😙✌
YOU ARE READING
CESAR X DOOR 🤩
HumorHELP WHAT IS THIS 💀 YALL DONT WORRY THIS WAS MADE LIKE A JOKE (or maybe not)
