Warnings: really sussy wussy, thiccness, way too much Floppa (especially considering he's not in the story yet), pedos, cringe.
Image edited by me.
Bingus' pov:
I looked up at the bus.
It was in the shape of Big Floppa, with official Flop-Wheels, official Flop-Windows, and the word 'Flop-Bus' on both sides of the vehicle. But that's to be expected considering I live in Flopida, the United States of Flop (USF).The doors opened, revealing it was Big Floppa colored inside (dark beiges & browns). The old crusty musty 60 something year old bus driver looked at me, staring at me awkwardly.
Me: 😐
Bus driver: 👀
Me: 🤨
Bus driver: 👀After a few seconds of staring I gave up on trying to make him stop, I got in the bus but before I could pick a seat the old man said "my name's Bloing delicious lil muffin".
'wtaf ew' I thought to myself, quickly waddling over to pick a seat in the very back.
There were 2 seats available in the back. One was beside a cat that had an unreadable expression (Beluga), while the other was beside a Caracal cat with a lot of drip (Zabloing).I chose to sit with the weird one. Sitting my ass down, my thighs spread.
Somehow everyone sensed that and turned to look at me.
Everyone: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
It was silent except other cat's whispering stuff like "who that? They look so emo".
Insecure, I sank into my seat and started listening to slowed+reverb Washing Machine Heart by Mitski on a low volume with my MP3 player. The cat next to me suddenly says to me:
"Don't mind them, they're all jerks. All body types, skin tones, and styles are valid. I'm Beluga btw"
The cat, who I just found out was called Beluga, looked at me with his 😐 face, though I'm pretty sure he was smiling.
All of a sudden the bus stopped and gasps filled the air, all eyes on the person boarding the bus.
A/N:: Sussy x2
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