Bingus, bcus he's dramatic, doesn't respond to his big bro and instead storms upstairs to his emo bedroom. He bursts into song;
"Your dumb fucking smile answers my silent scream,
Your black card number on the screen,
My dick swells up, I vent my spleen,
Your black card number on the screen,
Your face a mistake, yet you're like a queen,
My balls are drenched in gasoline,
You look at my medical records, yet I'm unseen,
Your black card number on the screen,
Without Luvmedic, I can breathe,
Without Luvmedic, I can brea-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!1123!"
Suddenly a car crashes through his bedroom window, missing him by a few inches but sadly running over his wee wee. As he starts to pass out, the last thing he sees is Poggy getting out of the wrecked car; she's back.
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"911 whar's your emergency??"
"Um, my little bro passed out"
"Why lol"
"Because he got ran over."
"Oh that's it??? Ok we'll be there in about 70-ish minutes."
"WHAR-"
*beep*
Bigus crunches his Nokia phone with his muscular paw, turning it into a fine powder that will probably be in tonight's dinner. "I can't fuckin believe they hang up on me, the nerve fr fr!!"
Suddenly something hits him (luckily not literally), how the hell is he gonna explain this to their parents??? With their dad now hospitalized because of his Luvmedic, their mom not even around anymore, a pending divorce and arguments about child custody, how will he break the news that Bingus also might die just like their dad? There's only way to tell everyone . . .
to be continued in the next part . . . !
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