A.R: I'm sorry for attempting to kill you.
R.S: No you're not.
A.R: You're right, I'm not.
B: Hey bitches!
R.S: Hi, I'm gay- I mean Ray!
A.R: And I have a basic ass name, Atlas.
R.S: Your name isn't basic...
A.R: Shush
B: Okay? Let's start.
R.S: Right. Uh. What is something that makes you happy that someone you are close to finds weird?
B: Lame.
A.R: You know there is a script, right? We just try to stick to it despite everyone's attempts to throw us off.
B: I'm just saying: you've used that for everyone else. Kind of offensive.
A.R: No, it's just how a script works.
B: I know how a script works. I'm not stupid. I had a theatre kid at my house almost everyday for like three years straight.
A.R: On the topic of straight.. Is that a describing word for yourself or not?
B: Bitch. You're gonna look at me and think I'm straight? If you do, there is something wrong with your eyes. Maybe consider seeing Elwin about it.
R.S: So you're not? Great. ANYWAYS, would you consider dating someone who's not cis?
B: Yeah, why not. I see no problem with it.
R.S: *under breath* hell yeah.
A.R: fucking simp
B: Who isn't?
R.S: She isn't wrong.
A.R: Fair. If you could get rid of one of your family members who would it be?
B: I know who you think I'm gonna say, and you're wrong. I'd get rid of my father. He's unnecessary.
A.R: Can't say I'm surprised.
B: I don't need him. Nor does my mother. We'd be perfectly fine without him.
A.R: Independent queen, pop off.
R.S: Yes, we love that. But last question from me: Would you marry someone of the same sex and risk ruining the Vacker name?
B: Abso-fucking-lutely.
A.R: And last but not least: Would you ever consider dating my... lovely friend here?
B: I-
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KotLC Interviews
Randommy friend and i got bored and started thinking of how kotlc characters would be like in an interview, or at least our versions of the characters. enjoy! we don't own any of the characters, they all belong to the one and only: shannon messenger
