~Inside the Nomicon~
Randy:The way to forget is to remember.
They felt something as they were in Nomicon
Both:What the juice?!
They get out of the Nomicon and see Howard with a marker
Randy:You were gonna draw a moustache on our face, weren't you?
Howard:What?No! I wanted to see how you look with sideburns. And the word "garbanzo" on your forehead. What were you doing in the Nomicon anyway?
Randilyn:You think being the ninja is all flipping and punching and kicking. And it is, which is awesome.
Randy:But every so often, put ninja-ing takes us to a wicked gross place we call
Both:the Shnasty Zone.
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Flashback
Ninja and B.Ninja was running though the vent,chasing after some shank then ninja stop in his tracks
Ninja:What?
B.Ninja:What is it?
They see the school janitor scrap some gum from underneath a table.He put the gum into his mouth and began to chew it.He blew a bubble and see a bug crawling inside
Both:Shnasty!
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Radilyn:And there was a time I saw Principal Slimovitz after school.
They were chasing a robo ape and then saw Principal Slimovitz in a diaper and a cowboy hat
Principal Slimovitz:Yee-haw! I'm a big baby cowboy.
Both: Aw, shnasty!
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andy: And you know Taco Tuesday in the cafeteria?
They were outside and they saw the lunch lady peel a dead squirrel in the meat grinder
Both:Shnasty!
The robo ape vomiting as Ninja patter it back.
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Howard: Oh, thanks for nothing, Cunninghams.Now I can't eat the tacos. Nah, I'm still gonna eat the tacos.
Randilyn:So I went in the Nomicon to see if there was some way to unremember that stuff. Uh, like a mind-wipe.
Howard:I could totally use a mind-wipe. You know that stupid Whoopee World commercial?
I keep getting it stuck in my head. Whenever I hear it, I can't think of anything else.
Randy and Randilyn smirk
Howard:Don't you two do it.
Both:
♪Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee♪
♪Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoopee♪
♪Whoop, whoop, whoopee♪
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Randy Cunningham and Randilyn Cunningham:9th grade Ninja Duo
FanfictionFor 800 years, Norrisville High has been protected by Ninjas.No one knows that every four years two new warriors is chosen. Randy:Two freshman to fight the forces of evil. Randilyn:We are the Ninjas. We are Randy and Randilyn Cunningham! SMOKE BOMB!
