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Fox: haha 21

Camera: that's so outdated sir

Fox: HEHE YOURE SPEAKING LIKE ME NOW

Camera: YoURE THE ONE WRITING THE STORY WDYM

Fox: And I regret none of it

Camera: well you shouldn't because you created ThIS gLOriOuS tHanG *points to himself*

Fox: well okay then um the dare is *looks down at eL pAPeL* ...shit

Camera: oh god what is it *sNAgS it* HAHA REVENGE AT LAST

Fox: NOOOOOOOOO

Camera: YO MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE DEVOURED THE SUN LIKE IT WAS A CHEERIO

Fox: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Camera: YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR HER REFLECTION RAN AWAY AND THE MIRROR CRACKED

Fox: SPARE MEEEEEEEEEEE

Camera: YO MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE PICKED UP THE IRON GIANT LIKE IT WAS A BARBIE DOLL

Fox: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Camera: YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE STEPPED ONTO THE SCALE IT SAID "INFINITY" RIGHT BEFORE BREAKING

Fox: FUCK YOU

Camera: BITCH YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE TOOK A SELFIE OF HER AT THE BEACH HER BIG ASS BELLY TOOK UP THE WHOLE FRAME

Fox: *CrI*

Camera: NAH, YO MAMA SO GODDAMN UGLY THAT DOBBY FROM HARRY POTTER TOOK ONE LOOK AT HER, THREW HER HIS SOCK, AND RAN AWAY SCREAMING "YOU DESERVE TO BE FREE"

Fox: CHILD OF MINE I HATE YOU

Camera: I ran out of jokes that's all for right now though so tHaTs ALl fOLkS

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