Kara and Markus- Can cook
Connor- Can't cook for shit
Connor: Kara, Markus, I...wanted to know if you guys could teach me how to cook! See, I told Lieutenant Anderson that I'd cook his foods, but I do not know how to cook...
Connor: Can you help?
Kara: Of course, Connor! We'd be happy to help
Markus: Yeah
Later...
Kara: It isn't all that bad....
Markus: Y-Yeah...we can...salvage this
Connor: I'm so sorry!!!
Context: Connor burnt the kitchen down while trying to make a simple omelet
Markus: It's alright, Connor, nobody even uses the kitchen
Connor, on the verge of tears: Yeah but...but I messed up!!
Markus: It's alright, Connor. We all mess up. Cooking isn't part of your programming so we don't blame you for...accidentally burning the kitchen down
North, covered in ash and burnt marks: Do it again, Connor, and I'll kill you
Luther: It could have been worse, at least he didn't burn the whole place to the ground
Simon: Guess so...
From that day forward, Connor was never trusted to cook. (Markus ended up cooking for Hank, with some of Connor's help, just not near the stove.)
Bye!
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