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[a/n: hello!!! This is just in case but, no babygate comments pls! Wether you believe it or not, The child is like five or whatever we don't need to be discussing him <3 Oh and just a reminder these chapters don't flow chronologically they just slot into the story line randomly. I just need to mention ALL ALONG IS SO FUCKING LOUDDDDDDDD I don't know how anyone could deny it. Harry Louis Ed Manchester.]

Barry Smiles

58 likesbarrysmiles @louist91 do Bruce and cliff want a sister?

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barrysmiles @louist91 do Bruce and cliff want a sister?

louist91 no they don't
barrysmiles yes they do!!!
louist91 we are not getting another dog
barrysmiles it's not like we need to walk them, we have a dog walker

taylorswift cats > dogs
barrystyles both are very much welcome in mine and lou's house

daisytomlinson omg so cute 🥰

niallhoran if you get one name it after me
barrysmiles mmmm okay! Niall can be the middle name

zayn thought you wanted a baby not a dog
barrysmiles omg you are so right!!!!! @louist91 let's get a baby instead
louist91 give it a couple of years
barrysmiles why not now? We can afford it. Do you not want a baby with me?
louist91 of course I want a a baby with you. Just not now
barrysmiles whatever 🙄
louist91 @zayn look what you've started

Barry Smiles

71 likesbarrysmiles @louist91 hates babies

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barrysmiles @louist91 hates babies

louist91 😑

lottietomlinson omg they were my dolls!

lizzo babies are kinda annoying. I don't want to be dealing with all that Poop but I'll happily babysit a Larry baby
barrysmiles Yes! You are now the designated babysitter
louist91 No she doesn't like babies. You can't have a babysitter that doesn't like babies
barrysmiles oh so now you care... and you don't like babies but you're the dad
louist91 I do like babies and I'm not a dad... yet
barrysmiles so that's a yes to the baby?
louist91 oh my days what's going on with you?
barrysmiles I'm just feeling very broody right now

Neil Horny

80 likesneilhorny someone hurry up and give this man a child, they are following him everywhere and therefore they are following me! HELP

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neilhorny someone hurry up and give this man a child, they are following him everywhere and therefore they are following me! HELP

harrystyles Niall don't be mean to the child! She was so sweet
neilhorny she liked you but she nearly bit me
harrystyles that's because you pretended to bite her first!
zayn @neilhorny why are you biting children?
neilhorny omfg I'm not!

liampayne you act like a child anyway so they probably just think you are one of them
neilhorny at least I don't act like a cranky old man

louist91 awww 🥰
neilhorny you should of seen them playing together, Harry wouldn't stop making her laugh. He would be such a good dad.
louist91 he really would be the best dad
louist91 @harrystyles think it's time we have the talk
harrystyles my mum already gave me the birds and the bee's talk when I was ten
louist91 stop messing I'm being serious. I mean we should talk about having kids
harrystyles omg I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
louist91 love you too x

neilhorny ^ my plan worked 😏

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