Car Accidents~ Ishq Da Siyappa

Ishq Bulavaa 💕

"Dekho, matlab dekh lo! Mujhe toh tum logon par badi daya aa rahi hai by god! Aise insaan ke under kaam karna padh raha hai.", Mrs. Batra wept while giving death glares to Col. Batra while sitting on his chair. Col. Batra, sitting on the plastic stool kept beside, was silently listening to everything as though he had been hearing it since ages, he had been though. 

The three special agents, Karan Shergill, Faizuddin Siddiqui, Sanjana Dubey glanced at Col. Batra with sympathy in their eyes. "Ma'am, ab rehne dijiye na. Choti si galti hi toh huyi hai ab.", Karan requested to only fuel Mrs. Batra's anger, "Choti si galti? Choti si galti? Arey mere 2 packet doodh extra ubalne ki wajah se nikal gaya toh maine phir bhi zyada kuch nahi bola. Par inhone Tupperware guma diya? Yeh galti nahi gunaah hai. Socho aaj tupperware guma diya kal ko tum inke under mission kar rahe ho aur yeh tumhein guma dein?", Mrs. Batra again threw a death glare to Col. Batra joh man hi man 'Lag jaa Gale' by Lata Mangeshkar gun guna rahe the.

"Inhone humein Tupperware se compare kiya kya abhi?", Faizi asked making a weird face while Karan hummed sadly. "Aur hum gum jayein matlab kya? Gudda guddi hain kya hum?", Sanju said to which Karan hummed again. "Abey pagal ho gaya hai kya? Kab se 'hmm' 'hmm' kare jaa raha hai!", Faizi said to which Karan signal a 'Ssh' sign to him by putting his fingers on his lips. 

"Abhi 5-10 minute main Minister sir aane wale hain. Col. Batra ko aisi halat main dekha toh Parakram pakka band ho jayegi.", Karan mumbled while Sanju and Faizi's eyes widened. "Mar Gaye!", they both muttered. "Karan sirji kuch toh jugaad lagaiye!", Sanju said to which Karan gave a bored look, "Haan main toh yahan doremon beitha hoon!" 

"Na, teri pocket bohot zyada hi choti hai. Aur mota Karan accha nahi lagega! Main jin ladkiyon se flirt karoonga, woh mere best friend urf mooh bole bhai ko dekh kar mujhse door chali jayengi.", Faizi said looking disturbed. "Girlfriend hai, woh bhi Koel jaisi aur phir bhi mahashya ji ko flirting ki padhi hai. Tum dono ko kisi asylum main daal dena chahiye.", Karan muttered while Mrs. Batra glared at them. "Tum log kya khusar pusar kar rahe ho? Aur kya doremon ladkiyan aur jugaad ki baat ho rahi hai?"

"Kuch nahi ma'am woh bachpan ki yaad aa gayi jab Doremon jugaad lagakar Nobita aur ladki, yaani Shizuka ki setting karwa deta tha.", Faizi mumbled nervously while Karan and Sanju gave him looks like 'raat ki abhi tak utri nahi kya?'

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"Monu yaar, you can do this. Iss bar koi galti nahi karegi tu. Okay? Bilkul nahi darna, no 'bro main stutter, mumbled, tumble and all karne lag gayi thi' chalega, okay? Go for it, sirf Mogambo uncle hi toh hai. Aur tu toh unki beti hai, chal shabash.", Sid gave Monami confidence while Monami bit on her lips nervously. 

"Bro- par...", before Monami could continue Sid pushed her into Mogambo uncle's cabin. Mogambo uncle, also know as Monami's father, looked up at her with a raised eyebrow. "Why are you entering while almost flying into the cabin?", he asked to which Monami gulped, "Uh- Uhm- uh- I... I- uh...", Monami stuttered while Deepak uncle sighed heavily. "Jao, go and get another motivation speech from Dr. Siddarth. Go.", he said to which Monami nodded quickly and ran out of the cabin only to see a totally disappointed Sid standing outside. 

"Monu- you will not be able to do this. Hum old ho jayenge and tum yahin kadhi rahegi. I am going and asking.", Sid almost pushed the door while Monami stopped his hand. "No-no no no, I'll try again. Wish me luck.", Monami took in a deep breath while Sid tiredly nodded his head and wished her luck. 

"Uh- papa I- uh wanted to uhm- you know- go to...", Monami said while Deepak uncle took out his pen paper. "One minute haan, I'll write down the words you're saying excluding uh, uhm-, that-, I mean and all. Haan, now speak.", he said to which Monami took in a deep breath.