Oneshots, Headcanons, and Sh*tposts: The Sequel (a Hetalia fanfic)

Vegetals

Listen man just trust me on this hear me out hear me out...

Hetalia characters and what I think their favorite vegetable is!

America: Corn, it just makes sense, he really likes corn. Corn energy radiates off this man.

Canada: He feels like a celery kinda guy. Like, sometimes he eats celery sticks as a lil' snacky-snack.

England: Cauliflower. It just makes sense to me. I feel like his favorite vegetable is Cauliflower. It's inexplicable.

France: Bell pepper. It is also inexplicable. But I just think he gives off bell pepper vibes. It can be cooked on many ways, tastes good cooked or raw, so yeah.

Russia: I'm getting... radish vibes from him. He likes radishes. That is all. I feel like he'd eat a radish by itself just straight up. Like, that's his healthy snack.

China: Despite the fact that I personally detest it, I think China's favorite vegetable is zucchini. I just think it's a commonly used vegetable in many recipes, so he likes it.

Germany: If you thought I was gonna put down anything other than potato... clearly you're not from this planet. I mean c'mon. Do I have to explain??

Italy: Garlic. I don't make the rules. Garlic. I mean he puts it on pretty much everything. What do you expect from this man.

Japan: Lettuce. What's not to like about lettuce, it crispy, crunchy, fresh. It's just such a gentle vegetable. I think it suits Japan.

Anyway uh... eat your vegetables kids. Put the hot cheetos down and go eat a carrot stick. The reason I made this was because my head was hurting today. Do you know why??? Because I needed to eat a vegetable!! Yeah!! I was miserable today until I ate some broccoli and then I realized life doesn't suck so much when you eat what you're supposed to eat.