Stranger Things x South park (Crossover)

The missing jew.

Stan:"Something is comeing, Something hungry for blood. A shadow on the wall behind you, swallowing you in darkness. It is almost here"

Kyle: "What is it!?"

Kenny: "What if it's the Demogorgon?"

Kenny: "OH fuck, we're so screwed if it's the Demogorgon."

Eric: "Dude it's not the Demogorgon."

Stan: "An army of troglodytes charge into the chamber!"

Kenny: "Troglodytes?"

Eric: " Told you dude."

*all* [Start chuckling]

Stan: "Wait a minute..... Did you here that? That sound..?

Stan: "Boom... Boom... BOOM!!" [slams table]

Stan: "that didn't come from troglodytes... no that came from Something eles.."

Stan "THE DEMOGORGON!!"

Kyle: "Dam it!"

Stan "Kyle, your action!"

Kyle: "I don't know!?"

Eric: "Fireball him!"

Kyle: "I'd have to role a 13 or higher!"

Kenny: "To risky, cast a protection spell"

Eric: "Don't be a pussy dude, fireball his ass!"

Kenny: "Cast protection!"

Stan: "The Demogorgon is tired of your stupid bickering!"

Stan: "It stomps towards you...BOOM!"

Eric: "Fireball him!"

Stan: "Another stomp, Boom!"

Kenny: "Cast protection dude!"

Stan: "He roars in anger!"

[All clamoring]

Kyle: "FIREBALL!" [Rolls dice]

[Dice roll of table as everyone go's to find what he rolled]

Eric: "OH shit, where'd it go!?"

Kenny: "Where is it?"

Kyle: "I don't know dude!"

Kenny: "Is it a 13!?"

Kyle: "I don't know!"

Eric: "Where is it!?"

Kenny: "Oh my god."

Shelly: "Stan!"

Kenny: " Oh my God! Oh my God!"

Shelly: "Stan!"

Eric: "Can you find it yet?"

Kyle: "No, I can't find it!"

Sharon: "Stanley!"

Kenny: "Oh my God, Oh my God-"

Stan: "Mom we're in the middle of a campaign!"

Sharon: "Stanley it's the end you said Fifteen after."

Kenny: "you fucking idiot's"

Kyle: "Why do we have to go can we stay?"

Stan: "MOM WAIT!! Please mom just 20 more minutes!?"

Sharon: "No Stanley it's a school night"

Sharon: "You'll just have to finish your little game next weekend"

Stan: "But that's not fair-"

Sharon: "Now Stanley!"

Stan: "Dad!"

Randy: "listen to your mom Stan"

Stan: "But Mom, the campaign took weeks to plain how was I supposed to know it would take 10 hours?"

Sharon: "You've been playing for ten hours!?"

Stan: "Dad don't you think 20 more-"

Randy: "I think you should just listen your your mother Stan"

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Kyle: "Oh, I got it!"

Kyle: "dose the seven count?"

Eric: "It was a seven?"

Eric: "did Stan see it? Then it doesn't count."

[Kenny picks up old pizza]

Kenny: "Hey dudes dose anyone want this?"

Kyle&Eric: "NO"

Kenny: "Sweet, diner"

[They all leave but Kenny]

Shelly: "Yea!... No I don't think.."

[Kenny approaches Shelly's room]

Shelly: "Yeah, he's cute but-"

[Sees Kenny]

[Kenny waves]

Kenny: "Hey Shelly there's a a few slices left if you want some it's pepperoni!"

Shelly: "one sec bestie-"

[Shelly walks up to her door smiles and shuts door aggressively]

Shelly: "Go away turd-face!"

Kenny: "oh.."

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Kenny: "Stan what's up with your sister?"

Stan: "I don't know it she's awalys like that dude."

Eric: "it's because she's dating that Bradley kid"

Kenny: "Yeah it's like she's got a stick up her ass."

Stan: "She's awalys been an ass."

Eric: "Well later homos."

Kenny: "Yeah, see you dude."

[Kenny & Eric bike home]

Kyle: "It was a seven."

Stan: "huh?"

Kyle: "The dice, I rolled a seven."

Kyle: "The Demogorgon It got me."

[Kyle proceeds to bike home]

Kyle: "Well see you tomorrow dude."

Stan: "See you!"

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[Bikes home with others]

Eric: "Good night ladies."

Kenny: "kiss your mom good night for me!"

Kyle: "See you dudes"

[Kyle proceeds to bike home]

[Kyle ends up in a restricted area and his bike light starts to glitch]

Kyle: "Dude what the hell?"

[He sees a dark figure and goes into the woods and crashes his bike]

[He here's the entity come for him and makes a run for it to his house]

[As he reaches his house he calls for his brother or his parents and realizes that no one is home]

Kyle: "MOM!?...DAD!?.. IKE!?"

[He tries to use the phone to call someone]

Kyle: "Hello!? Anyone please!?"

[He sees the being get closer as he's holding the phone to his ear well shaking in fear]

[As the door unlocks itself he makes a run into his room and proceeds to lock the door]

Kyle: "What the hell is that thing..."

[He grabs his baseball bat from out of his closet and prepares for battle]

[He's still shaking as he's holding the bat and then he's growling inside his room he turns around to find the beast in the corner of his room]

Kyle: *screams*

[As the light flickers he is no where to be found]