Stan:"Something is comeing, Something hungry for blood. A shadow on the wall behind you, swallowing you in darkness. It is almost here"
Kyle: "What is it!?"
Kenny: "What if it's the Demogorgon?"
Kenny: "OH fuck, we're so screwed if it's the Demogorgon."
Eric: "Dude it's not the Demogorgon."
Stan: "An army of troglodytes charge into the chamber!"
Kenny: "Troglodytes?"
Eric: " Told you dude."
*all* [Start chuckling]
Stan: "Wait a minute..... Did you here that? That sound..?
Stan: "Boom... Boom... BOOM!!" [slams table]
Stan: "that didn't come from troglodytes... no that came from Something eles.."
Stan "THE DEMOGORGON!!"
Kyle: "Dam it!"
Stan "Kyle, your action!"
Kyle: "I don't know!?"
Eric: "Fireball him!"
Kyle: "I'd have to role a 13 or higher!"
Kenny: "To risky, cast a protection spell"
Eric: "Don't be a pussy dude, fireball his ass!"
Kenny: "Cast protection!"
Stan: "The Demogorgon is tired of your stupid bickering!"
Stan: "It stomps towards you...BOOM!"
Eric: "Fireball him!"
Stan: "Another stomp, Boom!"
Kenny: "Cast protection dude!"
Stan: "He roars in anger!"
[All clamoring]
Kyle: "FIREBALL!" [Rolls dice]
[Dice roll of table as everyone go's to find what he rolled]
Eric: "OH shit, where'd it go!?"
Kenny: "Where is it?"
Kyle: "I don't know dude!"
Kenny: "Is it a 13!?"
Kyle: "I don't know!"
Eric: "Where is it!?"
Kenny: "Oh my god."
Shelly: "Stan!"
Kenny: " Oh my God! Oh my God!"
Shelly: "Stan!"
Eric: "Can you find it yet?"
Kyle: "No, I can't find it!"
Sharon: "Stanley!"
Kenny: "Oh my God, Oh my God-"
Stan: "Mom we're in the middle of a campaign!"
Sharon: "Stanley it's the end you said Fifteen after."
Kenny: "you fucking idiot's"
Kyle: "Why do we have to go can we stay?"
Stan: "MOM WAIT!! Please mom just 20 more minutes!?"
Sharon: "No Stanley it's a school night"
Sharon: "You'll just have to finish your little game next weekend"
Stan: "But that's not fair-"
Sharon: "Now Stanley!"
Stan: "Dad!"
Randy: "listen to your mom Stan"
Stan: "But Mom, the campaign took weeks to plain how was I supposed to know it would take 10 hours?"
Sharon: "You've been playing for ten hours!?"
Stan: "Dad don't you think 20 more-"
Randy: "I think you should just listen your your mother Stan"
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Kyle: "Oh, I got it!"
Kyle: "dose the seven count?"
Eric: "It was a seven?"
Eric: "did Stan see it? Then it doesn't count."
[Kenny picks up old pizza]
Kenny: "Hey dudes dose anyone want this?"
Kyle&Eric: "NO"
Kenny: "Sweet, diner"
[They all leave but Kenny]
Shelly: "Yea!... No I don't think.."
[Kenny approaches Shelly's room]
Shelly: "Yeah, he's cute but-"
[Sees Kenny]
[Kenny waves]
Kenny: "Hey Shelly there's a a few slices left if you want some it's pepperoni!"
Shelly: "one sec bestie-"
[Shelly walks up to her door smiles and shuts door aggressively]
Shelly: "Go away turd-face!"
Kenny: "oh.."
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Kenny: "Stan what's up with your sister?"
Stan: "I don't know it she's awalys like that dude."
Eric: "it's because she's dating that Bradley kid"
Kenny: "Yeah it's like she's got a stick up her ass."
Stan: "She's awalys been an ass."
Eric: "Well later homos."
Kenny: "Yeah, see you dude."
[Kenny & Eric bike home]
Kyle: "It was a seven."
Stan: "huh?"
Kyle: "The dice, I rolled a seven."
Kyle: "The Demogorgon It got me."
[Kyle proceeds to bike home]
Kyle: "Well see you tomorrow dude."
Stan: "See you!"
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[Bikes home with others]
Eric: "Good night ladies."
Kenny: "kiss your mom good night for me!"
Kyle: "See you dudes"
[Kyle proceeds to bike home]
[Kyle ends up in a restricted area and his bike light starts to glitch]
Kyle: "Dude what the hell?"
[He sees a dark figure and goes into the woods and crashes his bike]
[He here's the entity come for him and makes a run for it to his house]
[As he reaches his house he calls for his brother or his parents and realizes that no one is home]
Kyle: "MOM!?...DAD!?.. IKE!?"
[He tries to use the phone to call someone]
Kyle: "Hello!? Anyone please!?"
[He sees the being get closer as he's holding the phone to his ear well shaking in fear]
[As the door unlocks itself he makes a run into his room and proceeds to lock the door]
Kyle: "What the hell is that thing..."
[He grabs his baseball bat from out of his closet and prepares for battle]
[He's still shaking as he's holding the bat and then he's growling inside his room he turns around to find the beast in the corner of his room]
Kyle: *screams*
[As the light flickers he is no where to be found]
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Stranger Things x South park (Crossover)
FanfictionI want to make it clear I own none of the characters expect the ones I made up to fit the storyline this is a crossover so it's basically stranger things with the south park Cast I own neither stranger things or south park but this was just somethin...