Halloween

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The Precinct-1650 US Time

The precinct had taken a late shift for Halloween as most of the crimes at night.Y/N wore a tuxedo as he entered the precinct because he decided to dress as James Bond, it was something he did every year

Y/N wore a tuxedo as he entered the precinct because he decided to dress as James Bond, it was something he did every year

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"Nice Tux Brit"Rosa said as she passed him as Y/N went to his desk

"Ugh, Halloween is the worst"Amy started making Y/N walk over to the centre of the bullpen"Everyone's drunk, wearing a mask, and carrying a fake gun. Plus all the girls think they have to dress sexy"

"I know, that is the worst. Please make them stop"Jake sarcastically said

"I passed a slutty tree on the way here. Who wants to have sex with a tree?"Amy asked

"Was it a maple?"Scully asked from his desk

"Was it a maple?"Jake repeated 

"How can a tree be slutty?"Y/N asked Jake who shrugged

"Still sounds cool, did you take a pic?"Jake asked but he didn't get an answer as Charles made an entrance in his costume

"Buon giorno, buon giorno. Pretty cool 'stume, huh?"Charles asked as he did an accent

"Stume?"Jake asked

"Short for costume"Charles answered

"Ah. All right, let me guess. You are dumpy Chuck Norris"Jake suggested

"No,I'm..."Charles was cut off

"Dumpy Ron Weasley"Amy guessed

"No"Charles said

"You guys, stop it. He put thought into his costume, and he is obviously Miranda from sex and the City"Terry said , getting it wrong again

"Guys, I'm Mario Batali! "Molto Mario"? Celebrity chef? Ginger Prince of little Italy?"Charles said thinking they would know who he was

"Is he also a homeless troll doll? Cause you look like a homeless troll doll"Jake said

"I though you were a clapped ,ginger Gordon Ramsay"Y/N said as he crossed his arms 

"Hey sweet Batali costume dude"A perp said as he was being taken to the cells

"Thank you! There's a man with impeccable taste"Charles said in support of the perp

"He bit a guy's butt off at a W.N.B.A. game"Jake said"Eric Stoltz from Mask"Jake made another guess

"I'll take it"Charles said in defeat

"He looks nothing Batali"Y/N said after he googled a picture

Briefing Room-1703 US Time

"I hope you're all well rested. It's gonna be a busy night"Terry announced from the front

"The holding cell's completely full. I keep having to separate Hillary Clinton and Kim Jong-Un" Jake added

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