Rivermind: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
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Expunged: *picks up a bottle of hand sanitizer*
Expunged: Imagine drinking this.
Expunged: *chugs it*
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Jake: I can pick this pencil up with my mind.
Cybernetic: what
Jake: *grabs it* My mind told me to do it.
Cybernetic:
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Bandu: WHO THE FUCK-
Bandu: SAID YOU HAVE TO BE-
Bandu: THIS CUTE?! *petting Bandi*
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Blocked: I'm blocked.
Makenzie: Hi Blocked, I'm Makenzie!
Blocked: ....why did you name me this-
(Kind of related to D&B.)
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Dave and Bambi Incorrect Quotes.
RandomI made this because yes. I saved these on Samsung Notes. Literally.
