Don't doubt Kazuha and the wind.

Big mistake.

"Tap this shit, the wind calls for you to do so." Kazuha said, passing the blunt to Aether.

"The wind huh..." Aether questioned, taking a puff.

"Are you questioning the ways of the wind?" Kazuha defensively remarks.

"Well, no, I mean, yeah no." Aether replied.

"Tomo always loved the wind, the wind knows him. The wind knows me."

"Dude, the wind doesn't know you. And the wind is literally just air. Please, shut the fuck up you weirdo." Aether had enough, standing up and throwing the freshly rolled blunt on the ground.

Kazuha chuckled, "Oh? You think that? You really think the wind doesn't know me?"

"Yeah."

The ground shook beneath Aethers feet. Oh, the mistake he just made, he would regret for the rest of his life.

Kazuha stood up, and turned into the anemo hypostasis.

"How dare you question the ways of the wind." Kazuhas booming voice rung throughout teyvat.

"Woah, im stoned." Aether replied.

"No, you're supposed to fear me
>:(" Kazuha flapped his wings.

"THE SKY, THE SKY IS FALLING." The camera slowly panned to chicken littles dumb ass little self.

Aether facepalmed, "dude... the sky is not falling."

"FUCK YOU, NO ONE BELIEVED ME. NO ONE DID, SO FUCK YOU." Chicken little cried.

"When the fuck did his goofy ass get here?" Kazuha questioned. 

" idk man, like just now. But he's the most hideous thing I've ever seen so, please fly me away from him." Aether monotonously stated.

"I WILL NOT STAND FOR CHICKEN LITTLE SLANDER." Zhongli said out of no where.

"I will have order."  BOOM

"Oh fuck...."

"Oh man..."

"That's awful..."

Zhonglis face turned white, he was about to be sick.

"No no no!" Zhongli screamed.

He had 'I will have order' -ed on chicken little... not kazuha and aether...

Chicken little was dead, and it was all Zhonglis fault.

"Let's get the fuck out of here man, we just witnessed a fucking murder." Aether said, grabbing onto kazuhas goofy wings.

"Yeah that's probs best." Kazuha said, flying in the air and leaving Zhongli to deal with his sins.

Zhongli sat there, mourning over chicken littles destroyed body....

"Well I'm over it now." He said standing up.

He walked into the sunset, and became a new man.