[Written by me]
I jolt up at 3AM to the noise of "Squidward Nose" By Cupcakke coming from my phon. Who the hell would call me at 3AM??? I lazily reach near the drawer table next to me and check the screen. Mary was calling me at 3am!!! (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (we broke up) 😱😱😱 I answer the phone.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ITS 3AM IN THE MORNING ON A MONDAY PLS WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME"
"geez calm ur tits."
She says annoyed, because I made her ears bleed.
"Anyways I'm calling because I need you to drop off the 2 shit stains that I call children off at skool because I just got home and I'm tired. And you don't have a life, right? so you're perfect for this."
[Written by frozencalxationmush (Colombina)]
i drive my borgor car over to the bigass mansion LIKE DAMN SIS BIGGER THAN DEEZ NUTS WHEN UR MOM AND UR MOM AND UR gud dayyum im about to BBUUUSTTTTTTanyaywa i arrived omg its so sussy and among us VRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA rawr xd shit piss cuuummmm and dick and me poosay and omg who are you anyway i cried and pissed myself up the 3656725765477 staircases like material #emo JKJK im FUCKING HAVING A STROKE PLS IM PHYSICALLY WEAK WHY IS UR FRONTYARD SO HUGEEEE (thats what she said) IM FOCKING HAVING A STROKE TRYING TO GET TO THE FOCKING FRONT DOOR PLS IM ABOUT TO DIE
[Written by me]
after i finally get up the 1836572829752884369420 milkion stairs I girlboss over to their rooms.
"Hurry tf up we're leaving now" I say, chucking the children out the window and into the car before jumping out and breaking the window and morphing into the car
"Buckle up trolls"
I transform into lightning McQueen and driving to the school
when we drive at the school I stop the car after I may have ran over 5 kids and drove into the maths class but that's finr
[Written by columbina]
i twerk all over the deadass(😳) and scoot my little boobies all over ur mom and ur mom and ur and then and then you and then yes and then die and then i wait outside of teh school until done because i have 0 life and life and life and god i life and yes and poens apnd and and anda na dan ddansdnanda whoopsi i started crying boohooo im a poosy crybarbay cry cry poosay omera omg billy saw uwuuwuw emo omg this is so pinterest #slay
[Written by Me]
After I'm done staying out of a lawsuit i wait outside the skool 4 the little shitstains to end yo do you to huh wa the end the day of end and went to when and when you do the do you wait and when they're done with the skool. when they get in the car Beatrice looks at me and deadass says "did ur forehead get bigger? and why r there so many ants on ur face" (referring to acne)
I lost it. I rolled downcthe window and grabbed her ponytail "stfu you beat rice"
i threw her out the window.🥰
[Written by Colombina]
WAAA WAAA the shitstains scream and cream and then chad with his mega big hearing god power flys to the house and shits the biggest fattest shit on my face OWWWWWIEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO i puke and vomit his slimy poopies out of my mouth only to open it wide out of shock when i realized that it tasted like jesus' chocolate wine for him to pee good nothings in my little softie mouth uwu
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silly billy gone into my willy 🙀🙀🙀 (smut) (angst) (Rated - R)
Random[ collab with @mxcolumbina ] (this book isn't serious it's a half crackfic) 16 year old Omera takes up a babysitting job for a set of twins. Billy, a young trans man with unaccepting parents, tells Omera about his feelings with gender identity. Omer...
