Five. John's dumb.

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Private Chatting on Twitter.

Royarlo
Where is John?

imbetterthanjohn
Why am I the first person you'd ask?
Do you think John and I are together 24/7?

Royarlo
Sorry, I just thought you'd be together right now since you're..you know. "Best friends".

imbetterthanjohn
I'm sensing that that's an insult.

Royarlo
If you haven't seen him, I'll go ask Blyke.

imbetterthanjohn
Yeah, he's with me.
We're in a drive thru and he's ordering from the passenger's seat.

Royarlo
Okay. Tell him-
Wait, isn't the drive thru next to the driver's seat?

imbetterthanjohn
Yes.

Royarlo
So, how is he ordering?

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Royarlo
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I.
I don't know what to say.
He's even dumber than a squirrel trying to stuff a tree branch up it's mouth.

imbetterthanjohn
You shut your mouth.
I'm the one who has to deal with this so only I get to insult John like that. So don't talk as if we're on the same page here.

Royarlo
Fine.

imbetterthanjohn
I mean...you're right though.
Anyway, what was that "thing" you wanted me to tell John?

Royarlo
Oh, right. Tell him-

imbetterthanjohn has blocked you

Royarlo
What the fuck?

With Seraphina...

Seraphina
John, what the heck! You can't just randomly take my phone while I'm texting and block the person!

John
Stop looking at your damn phone already. Food is more important.

Seraphina
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For some reason, I can't argue with that.

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