The Broken Imp

First Day at Loo Loo Land

First Day at Loo Loo Land

BEEP!

BEEP!

BEEP!

Blitzø woke up as his alarm clock went off before turning it off.

"First day on the job." Blitzø said blankly as he got out of bed "Gotta get ready."

After eating breakfast & taking a shower, Blitzø got dressed in a black shirt, black pants, a long hooded hornless trench coat, his fingerless gloves & boots. He arrived at Loo Loo Land where Mammon was waiting for him at the entrance.

"Blitzø, love your new threads mate, you look like a hard rock grim reaper." Mammon complimented

"Thanks..." Blitzø said as Mammon noticed what he was holding

"Oi, is that a first aid kit?" Mammon asked

"Yes sir." Blitzø nodded

"Well, I guess that's fair since we've never got around to build an infirmary." Mammon said "Anyway, I'll show you what you'll be doing."

Mammon led Blitzø to a stand beside the entrance of a tent, the stand had stuffed dolls of Fizzarolli & Friends characters.

"Alright, here's what you're gonna do, you're gonna sell these stuffies. Once you sell a stuffie you make a new one, think you can do that?" Mammon said

"Yes sir, luckily I know how to make stuffed dolls." Blitzø said

"Good." Mammon said

"...Sir, would it be okay if I make stuffies of others?" Blitzø asked

"Like who?" Mammon said

"Like you or me or if the customer requests it, I could make a stuffie of them." Blitzø said

"...I don't see why not." Mammon said "I haven't named the prices yet, so I'm leaving that up to you."

After Blitzø wrote the prices on the sign.

"$5 for a small stuffie, $10 for a medium stuffie, & $20 for a large stuffie?" Mammon said incredulously "Blitzø, what the fuck kind of prices are these?"

"But sir I—." Blitzø said

"Blitzø, this is the Greed Ring we live in, are you seriously trying to make a mockery out of me?" Mammon scowled

"I'm sorry, I just thought it would be a fair price..." Blitzø said looking down

"...Oi." Mammon groaned as he pinched the bridge of his nose "Alright, you can keep the prices as they are, I did leave the price naming to you after all."

"Thank you, sir." Blitzø said

"Don't mention it, mate, now get to work." Mammon said

"Yes sir." Blitzø said

Blitzø had sold a few stuffies, so far no one recognized him as they bought them, either that or they're keeping their mouths shut if they did recognize him. He made a couple of Mammon stuffies & a stuffie of himself, but he put that on the side of the back of his stand. Just then he heard crying & yelling, he looked & saw an arguing succubus couple with a crying little succubus girl on the ground, he noticed the little girl's knee was injured. He grabbed his first-aid kit & approached them

"How the fuck do they not have a fucking infirmary here!" The mother said

"Babe, what do you want me to do? All that Apple nutjob said was to try & sue them if anyone gets hurt here." The father said