A/N so this is basically my ideas for south park episodes also this will be written like a script! Now cue the intro!
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night
People spouting "Howdy neighbor!"
Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind
I love girls with big fat titties
I love girls with deep vaginas
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine
South park elementary right outside the classroom for 5th grade at the first day of school MORNING.
Kyle : Wow after i dont know how long were finally in the 5th grade...
Stan : wow i just realized that the annoying 6th graders are gone now since they graduated from here.
Kyle : yeah...
Kenny : mmmmm ( I wonder who the new teacher is?)
Cartman : well i dont know but i bet its some bitch ass hoe!
Kenny : mmmmmmmm (probably....)
Tweek : AAAAAAHHHH im so under so much pressure right now!
Craig : tweek its okay... he said while putting his hand on his shoulder
Tweek : but but what if its you know the work is so hard and the teacher is weird!?
Craig : Babe well i dont think that will happen.
A few minutes later
The kids go in there classes
They look around the room
Cartman : What! Why does everything look so sad and dull!?
Kyle : well i dont know why fatass....
Cartman : Dont call me fat jew!
Kyle,stan,kenny : shut up cartman they all said in unison
Cartman rolled his eyes.
The teacher came in
Everyone looked at the new teacher, why? Cause she looked a bit off
She had a pink dress brown long hair white skin that looked very bad and mixmatched socks.
She sat down on a chair behind her desk
Teacher : My name is Ms Vee i will be your teacher for the 5th grade Any questions
Cartman : are you like a hobo or something?
Ms Vee : I am not young man if you continue to disrespect me you will have lunch detention with me!
Cartman : tch, lame.
Ms Vee : anymore questions?
The class was silent
Ms vee : So class today we will have a exam cause of this little fat kid.
The class groaned.
A few hours later.
The gang was walking out of class and was heading for lunch
Stan : That bitch ass Teacher sucks shes so annoying and she slapped me in the face cause i sneezed!
Kenny : mhmhmm ( yea she such a Bitch and plus shes ugly as hell too!)
Kyle : she sucks like a exam on the first day why!?
Cartman : shes just a fuckin bitch.
The rest of the gang agreed.
At the lunch table
Tweek was twitching alot more than usual and drinking lot and lots of coffee.
Tweek : AAAHHHH im so under so much pressure guys the teacher the work is so hard!? I HATE IT AUGHH
YOU ARE READING
South park Season 26 (fanmade)
FanfictionSputh park fics these are all connected ,Also south park isnt mine viacom owns it. This will include ships like dip and creek also ig its a au idrk rn
