Me: hey Jamie *smiles*
Jamie: hey iris oh my goodness guess what
Me: what?
Jamie: I am so gonna get Carson as my boyfriend we are this close *squints fingers together*
Me:oh my gosh really just wow *facepalm
*Madalyn walks up to us*
Madalyn:guess what guys the chicken finally crossed the road
Me: have you lost your mind madalyn
Madalyn: no I don't think so why?
Me:*facepalm
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