Chris: gosh you freaking idiots of course your not gonna make the shot you were gossiping.
Jamie:Uh we talk about boys and you talk about girls geez!
Me: Yeah we can talk about girls if we want
Chris:*facepalm
Jamie:Idiot, you mean boys
Me: Yeah what she said!
*chris grabs a soccer ball and throws it then he falls to his knees and wacks his head in the grass*
Me: oh are you okay?
Jamie: *facepalm
PICKY EATERS
Brother: I dont like peppers
Neighbor: Oh you can just take them out
Mom:no you can just eat it, remember what I said about picky eaters
Me: yeah picky eaters have mental issues
Mom:*nods head
