Noah: I hate all of u bastatrds my house is a fucking tip
Duncan: shouldnt of threw a party then mong
Noah: GEOFF THREW IT WITHOUT MY PERMISSION JACKASS
Geoff: imsoryyr
Bridgette: hes still hungover dw
Noah: wasnt worrying anyway
Geoff: dick
Noah: atleast ive got one
Geoff: do u wanna fucking go cos i will fuck u up
Noah: alright then
Cody: hahahahahahahaahahahahahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahha soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyy
Heather: what was that all about
Cody: dunno
Noah: anyways geoff i never woulda had this mess if u didnt throw a party at mine so i want u here before 2.
Geoff: omg no
Noah: geoff its literally ur fault
Duncan: sorry geoff but hes kinda right
Geoff: fuck sake fine ill be there 2:30
Cody: better fuckin be aswell ive already cut my foot on a smashed bottle that had Geoff written on it
Noah: same man
Geoff: alright alright calm down
Dj: noah?
Noah: no dj im so so so so so so so so so so soooooo sorry, i didnt expect someone to come into that bathroom, im so sorry and i wont do it when theres a risk ever again
Dj: that wasnt even what i was gonna say and now youve reminded me of it
Noah: ffs sorry
Heather: what happened?
Trent: yea what happened n dawg
Noah: or dont trent i was high as fuckkkk
Gwen: wtf is n dawg
Trent: long story
Heather: hey someone answer my question
Duncan: ok
Noah: dont u dare duncan
Duncan: dj walked in on noah wanking
Heather: oh
Courtney: im sorry WHAT
Cody: huh?
Noah: DUNCAN U LITTLE BITCH JUST WATCH. IM GONNA GET COURTNEY TO GET WITH YOUR MOTHER AND MAKE YOUR FORMER CRUSH BE YOUR STEP MOTHER
Duncan: oh
Courtney: tbf if i didnt have my gorg heather id totally get with duncans mother
Gwen: i might get with his sister, shes gorgeous have u seen her, she takes after her mother, unlike duncan
Duncan: FUCKING HELL IM GONNA BE RELATED TO ALL OF U IN A MINUTE MY SISTERS FUTURE BABY WILL BE RELATED TO ME AND GWEN MAKING ME AND ONE OF MY EX GFS FAMILY
Gwen: woah, didnt think of it like that
Gwen: she still hot tho, tell her i said that please
Duncan: ight one sec
Duncan: she said you are to
Gwen: omgomgomgomgomgomgomg im asking out ur sister
Duncan: NO
Noah: hehehe seen what ive caused
YOU ARE READING
total drama groupchat lol
Fanfictiontitle this was set right after world tour btw (i dont own total drama or any of the characters)
