I've fallen (Epistolary) ✔️

69

Spencer Tuazon
01:04 PM

Spencer:
Anong oras pupunta si Steff?

I cleaned the guest room

Linus:
Hindi siya pupunta

Spencer:
You told me to clean it kasi
pupunta si Steff?

Linus:
Kio's bringing Steff with him

Spencer:
Just now?

I cleaned it for nothing?

Linus:
I'll sleep there later

Spencer:
WHAT?

Linus:
Sa guest room of course

Spencer:
So I technically cleaned that for you?!

Linus:
Yes

But I'll cook for you in return

I'll cook every day, okay?

Don't be mad

Spencer:
YOU JUST TRICKED ME!

Linus:
Masyadong makalat ang guest room mo

I can't clean that well

Spencer:
STILL!

Linus:
I'll maintain cleaning it, I promise

Spencer:
Hell no

Don't even go here

Linus:
WHAT?!

Spencer:
I cleaned the whole house! I thought Steff's coming over

She's pregnant and so sensitive, I had to make sure she's comfortable

Tapos ikaw lang pala ang tutulog dito

Linus:
You cleaned the whole house?!

Ang bilis mo naman nilinis

Spencer:
BECAUSE I THOUGHT STEFF'S COMING OVER

Linus:
I know I know

I'm sorry

I can cook you meals for a lifetime in return

I really just can't clean

Spencer:
That's not funny

Halos magka-allergy ako kakalinis

Linus:
Kawawa ka naman

S

pencer:
KAWAWA??

Linus:
Chill

I'm gonna bring you sweets

Spencer:
No

Linus:
Fine I'm really sorry, your couch
is just too small for me

Spencer:
Kaya pinaglinis mo ko?

Linus:
I can't clean

So yea

Spencer:
Dapat sinabi mo na ikaw pala ang tutulog at hindi si Steff

Linus:
Will you clean it too?

Spencer:
No

Linus:
That's what I thought

Are you still mad?

Spencer:
WELL OF COURSE

TANGA KA BA?

Linus:
I outsmarted you that's why you're mad

Spencer:
Is that really it?!

Linus:
No I'm sorry

Spencer:
You're gonna have to clean my unit for months

Linus:
I can do that

I can maintain it!

Spencer:
And cook

You said you'll cook every day

Linus:
Yes I will

Spencer:
What else can you offer??

That's it?

Linus:
I can offer myself

Spencer:
??????

Linus:
  ...to do everything

Spencer:
Yea?

Linus:
Yep

Spencer:
Can you go to the firm and get the documents on the lobby

Tell her my name, napahanda ko na yon

Linus:
Start na?

Spencer:
Can you make me mac and cheese too

Ang dami kong gagawain

Linus:
Sure

Ano pa?

Spencer:
Do the laundry

Linus:
I can do that

Spencer:
Tapos may ipapadala pa ako sa firm na panibagong documents. Ayokong mapuno ang kwarto ko ng papel

Linus:
Alright

Spencer:
And can you make it fast. Gutom na ako

Linus:
Got it got it

You sure are gonna take advantage of this, aren't you?

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