I woke up feeling really sore, I saw I had dried blood on my clothes. Judgement was on the other couch also looking pretty beat up.
Judgement: You did good. I'm impressed.
Me: Thanks Judgement, you were pretty cool too. Great job especially hitting me with that surprise chain.
Judgement: Wow, first time someone's actually something positive towards for impaling them with my chains.
Me: Well you normally do that under different circumstances. This was a fight meant for fun.
Justice: Great to hear you're both doing good.
Me: Oh hey Justice. How long have we been out?
Justice: You both been out for about a day. Judgement woke up about an hour before you did.
Me: Huh, ok.
Then Azazel came in.
Azazel: Oh good! You're finally awake! I have several questions to ask you!
Me: I'm not feeling it, so just ask one.
Azazel: Ok. Uh...how...were you able to heal so fast? Is that a new ability or did you always have that?
Me: Wait what?
I pulled up my shirt and saw my wounds weren't as bad as they should've been.
Me: Huh, would you look at that. Guess I also got accelerated healing.
Azazel: So you weren't aware of it?
Me: No. But I'm glad I have it, otherwise I would be in a much worse situation.
I looked around and saw Cerberus and Modeus tied up.
Me: What the heck did you guys do?
Modeus: I tried to have some fun experimenting with Mr. Delivery Guy using love potions. But they're still experimental.
Cerberus: Harrasing. The. Neighbors.
Me: Next time invite me to cause some mischief. Sounds like fun.
Judgement: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!! I HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH THESE 3!!!
Me: Ok, fine. I won't.
I winked at Cerberus, they nodded.
