" Bambi I wanna divorce" Dave said with a sigh. They were in his living room, the family together. Tristan looked terrified, his mouth slightly hung open. "Hehehhehehehedhehheheushs fuck you Dave I have corn." Bambi stated, pulling corn out of his hat. Bambi started violently started making out with the corn. Dave stared at his soon to be ex-husband, said said "I thought you were asexual and aromatic " "I am" Bambi followed. Tristan watch as his father kissed corn, while his actual dad watched in shock. "Just, get out Bambi you were cheating on me anyways" Dave said. Bambi picked up his corn, bridal style. As he walks out of the front door he yells, "HOLY SHIT THATS A DAVE AND BAKBI REFERENCE!!"
"WHAT"
And now Dave and Bambi have a ton of paperwork to do. Sorry Tristan 🤪
We all know this is not how divorces works. I know I know, because my parents are divorced >_<
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Dave and Bambi Oneshot Thing
FanfictionThis'll just be a request thing, but I will use my own ideas (because I don't wanna rely on people asking me to write) Sorry if this isn't updated often, I forget Wattpad exists
