Make It Wayne

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[camera opens on Bruce Wayne sitting behind a desk in what appears to be his home office]

Bruce: "I love my kids, all of them."

[camera cuts to Tim Drake-Wayne and Stephanie Brown each on a serving tray at the top of the grand staircase in the Wayne Manor foyer with matching pans over their heads as helmets. Dick Grayson-Wayne stands behind Tim and who looks to be Jason Todd-Wayne is behind Stephanie, both ready to push. Duke Thomas stands at the bottom of the stairs, holding a dish towel in each raised hand. As he snaps the towels down, Cassandra Cain-Wayne presses down on an air horn off to the side and the two oldest push Tim and Stephanie. They go flying down the steps with matching manic grins]

[scene cuts back to Bruce Wayne, now looking slightly pained]

Bruce: "so much. I've never once regretted them being in my life"

[scene cuts back to the staircase as Tim and Stephanie go hurtling down. Everyone in the shot is loudly cheering until Damian Wayne walks into the room right into the path of the stair-sledders. He freezes and the cheering immediately becomes panicked shouts]

Dick: "Dami! Watch out!"
Duke: "ABORT! ABORT!"
Jason(?): *manic laughter*
Cass: *repeatedly pressing on the air horn*
Tim: "[BLEEP]!"
Steph: "ABANDON SHIP!"

[camera cuts back to Bruce]

Bruce: "so, so much. But occasionally, I look back and wonder; what was I thinking?"

[new scene shows Dick, Jason(?), Duke and Cass scattered on couches in a parlor as Bruce tends to the wounds of Tim, Steph and Damian in the center. Damian is glowering at the coffee table as his knee is wrapped. The other's faces show varying degrees of guilt. Bruce finishes tying the bandage and turns to look at his kids, a stern but exasperated look on his face.]

Bruce: "what were you thinking??"

[cut back to Bruce interview]

Bruce: *stares into the camera with a deadpan look*