The Cauliflower Doggo

Chapter 2?

Jeff-"Okay uhm, slight problem..."

Hazel-"Um... Yes. Also problem"

Jeff-"I may have forgotten I duck taped the cauliflower to the dog..."

Hazel-"I'm sorry.... What did I- you know what. Not important. There's a dead body outside"

Jeff-"Let me guess, Bob again?"
"He never was good at getting away with murder..."

Hazel-"RIGHT?! That's what I said. But Ron was to tired to deal with it."

Jeff-"Bob always celebrates when he murders so, of there's a tank top it's 100% him."

Hazel-"But didn't Ron ask ruby to go get ice cream with him about the dog thing?"

Jeff-"Yeah? What does that have to do with anything-?"

Hazel-"The body is fresh. Like minutes fresh"

Jeff-"Oh shit--"

Hazel-"Mhm- what do we do?!"

Jeff-"Is that dad...? Did he come home early?"

Hazel-"Dad shouldn't be home yet! It's only 1 pm!"

Jeff-"Well it could be a possibility y'know? At least I think...?"

Hazel-"Wait.... Is it Tuesday?"

Jeff-"Yeah...? Why?"

Hazel-"Gasp- oh no. It's his b'day....we need to hide."

Jeff-"But the dog!"
"It still has Cauliflower on it!"

Hazel-"HIDE THE DOG TOO! HE CAN'T FIND US IF WE GO IN BOB'S ROOM!"

Jeff-"Thank God he's still watching golden girls..."

Hazel-"Go go go! Run. Now. Before he finds us!!"

Jeff-"Coming, Coming!"

Hazel-"Haha! See. A literal maze. Called it"

Jeff-"You didn't call shit--"

Hazel-"I- wait. That bet was with ruby. Never mind"
"Maybe we should've told Ron"

Jeff-"Yeah."

Hazel-"Oh well. Should we explore?"

Jeff-"I mean what else are we gonna do?"

Hazel-"True. Race u to the center!"

Jeff-"You can't just run ahead! I'm the one with the longer legs!"

Hazel-"Watch me fucker!!!"

Jeff-"Get back here!"

Hazel-"𝙉𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍"
"Wait.... Did u hear that?"

Jeff-"Hear what?"

Hazel-"Oh no.... Bob's here.... Shit. We need to get out. Now"

Jeff-"Do we even know where the exit is?!"

Hazel-"Nope. Find it Mr." Long legs" you're the taller one"

Jeff-"Listen little shit. My legs might be long but our life experiences won't if he finds us! You think I can see over the walls? No-!"

Hazel-"1) fuck you. 2) we both know he knows this maze inside and out. 3) if he finds us..... Climb the walls"

Jeff-"We both know I'm not gonna help you up-"

Hazel-"And we both know what happens if you leave me to die-"
"Wait shhhhhh. It's quiet"

Jeff-"Did he leave?"

Hazel-"Jeff.... Don't. Move"

Jeff-"Okay I uhm-"

Hazel-"He's like a T-Rex. He can't see us if we don't move"

Jeff-"That explains his tiny ass arms"

Hazel-"Oh thank god. He left. He was literally inches away from you."
"R u ok?"

Jeff-"Mentally or physically?"

Hazel-"both?"

Jeff-"No."

Hazel-"Oof. Ok. Let's get out of here."

Jeff-"I couldn't have said it better myself-"

Hazel-"It took.... 3 hours..... To get out.... Never again"

Jeff-"Remind me to talk to David after this-"

Hazel-"Got it. But hey... Don't you still have a dog to fix? I thought Ron gave you a time limit."

Jeff-"Oh shit."
[Running away screaming] "RON TOUCH MY COMPUTER AND I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!"

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 2