Jeff-"Okay uhm, slight problem..."
Hazel-"Um... Yes. Also problem"
Jeff-"I may have forgotten I duck taped the cauliflower to the dog..."
Hazel-"I'm sorry.... What did I- you know what. Not important. There's a dead body outside"
Jeff-"Let me guess, Bob again?"
"He never was good at getting away with murder..."Hazel-"RIGHT?! That's what I said. But Ron was to tired to deal with it."
Jeff-"Bob always celebrates when he murders so, of there's a tank top it's 100% him."
Hazel-"But didn't Ron ask ruby to go get ice cream with him about the dog thing?"
Jeff-"Yeah? What does that have to do with anything-?"
Hazel-"The body is fresh. Like minutes fresh"
Jeff-"Oh shit--"
Hazel-"Mhm- what do we do?!"
Jeff-"Is that dad...? Did he come home early?"
Hazel-"Dad shouldn't be home yet! It's only 1 pm!"
Jeff-"Well it could be a possibility y'know? At least I think...?"
Hazel-"Wait.... Is it Tuesday?"
Jeff-"Yeah...? Why?"
Hazel-"Gasp- oh no. It's his b'day....we need to hide."
Jeff-"But the dog!"
"It still has Cauliflower on it!"Hazel-"HIDE THE DOG TOO! HE CAN'T FIND US IF WE GO IN BOB'S ROOM!"
Jeff-"Thank God he's still watching golden girls..."
Hazel-"Go go go! Run. Now. Before he finds us!!"
Jeff-"Coming, Coming!"
Hazel-"Haha! See. A literal maze. Called it"
Jeff-"You didn't call shit--"
Hazel-"I- wait. That bet was with ruby. Never mind"
"Maybe we should've told Ron"Jeff-"Yeah."
Hazel-"Oh well. Should we explore?"
Jeff-"I mean what else are we gonna do?"
Hazel-"True. Race u to the center!"
Jeff-"You can't just run ahead! I'm the one with the longer legs!"
Hazel-"Watch me fucker!!!"
Jeff-"Get back here!"
Hazel-"𝙉𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍"
"Wait.... Did u hear that?"Jeff-"Hear what?"
Hazel-"Oh no.... Bob's here.... Shit. We need to get out. Now"
Jeff-"Do we even know where the exit is?!"
Hazel-"Nope. Find it Mr." Long legs" you're the taller one"
Jeff-"Listen little shit. My legs might be long but our life experiences won't if he finds us! You think I can see over the walls? No-!"
Hazel-"1) fuck you. 2) we both know he knows this maze inside and out. 3) if he finds us..... Climb the walls"
Jeff-"We both know I'm not gonna help you up-"
Hazel-"And we both know what happens if you leave me to die-"
"Wait shhhhhh. It's quiet"Jeff-"Did he leave?"
Hazel-"Jeff.... Don't. Move"
Jeff-"Okay I uhm-"
Hazel-"He's like a T-Rex. He can't see us if we don't move"
Jeff-"That explains his tiny ass arms"
Hazel-"Oh thank god. He left. He was literally inches away from you."
"R u ok?"Jeff-"Mentally or physically?"
Hazel-"both?"
Jeff-"No."
Hazel-"Oof. Ok. Let's get out of here."
Jeff-"I couldn't have said it better myself-"
Hazel-"It took.... 3 hours..... To get out.... Never again"
Jeff-"Remind me to talk to David after this-"
Hazel-"Got it. But hey... Don't you still have a dog to fix? I thought Ron gave you a time limit."
Jeff-"Oh shit."
[Running away screaming] "RON TOUCH MY COMPUTER AND I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!"𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 2
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The Cauliflower Doggo
HumorThis is all for shits and giggles. Don't take it seriously I'll probably delete it in the future