*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Aubry: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Roman: ...I did. I broke it.
Aubry: No. No you didn't. 5plushies ?
5plushies : Don't look at me. Look at Volley.
Volley: What?! I didn't break it.
5plushies : Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Volley: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
5plushies : Suspicious.
Volley: No, it's not!
Horndog : If it matters, probably not, but Kennedy was the last one to use it.
Kennedy : Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Horndog : Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Kennedy : I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Horndog !
Roman: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Aubry.
Aubry: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Horndog : Aubry... 5plushies 's been awfully quiet.
5plushies : rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Aubry, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Aubry: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Aubry:
Aubry: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Teen FictionI'm gonna talk about weird sheet in my life! Oh you don't want me too? TOO BAD MF 😈 And some maybe personal?? I don't even know it's RANDOM SHEET for crying out loud >:/
