When Riri Williams is convinced by her friends to go see Shields staff chiropractor she finds out that it isn't complete poppycock like she had once believed it to be. She is also surprised to see the doctor isn't an old creep like she had expected...
(I already know this book is going to not do well. If the Kamala book gets only 234 likes then this definitely won't get anywhere near that. Either way I do this for me and not for you so I'll keep writing it)
"Cheerio gov'nah, what have we here? What are you doing here on our side of the pond?" Spider-UK groaned after hearing that. That had to be the worst fake British accent he'd ever heard.
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"Just visiting a mate" the spider replied as he stared straight at Riri. "Please never do that accent again"
"Whatever you say young master Billy" she replied, still doing the terrible accent. the spider shook his head.
"I'm older than you are" he muttered before walking past Riri and through the nearest door.
"He seemed nice" Riri quickly turned to see (y/n) standing in another nearby doorway. "You on the other hand seemed like yourself"
"Blimey! Where'd you come from then?" Riri's horrible English accent made (y/n) shake his head much like UK had.
"I was headed to the cafeteria" (y/n) replied before switching over to an English accent that was much better than the girls. "Fancy a cuppa?" He offered his arm to the girl.
"Yes! Except I'll have coffee. Not tea" she spoke in her normal accent. She blushed ever so lightly as she linked her arm together with the boys arm.
"Good. Because I'm having hot chocolate and not tea" (y/n) and Riri began walking in the way (y/n) had previously been heading.
"Cheeky one aren't you?" Riri asked as she switched back to the bad accent.
"Cheeky indeed" (y/n) replied with a nod. "I've tried getting into tea, never really was my thing"
"That's a load of rubbish" Riri shook her head and switched to her American accent. "Tea is great!... it's not coffee but what is?"
"I also dislike coffee" (y/n) added causing Riri to gasp. "Anywho..." he switched back to the British accent. "The weather is good today innit?"
Riri crossed her arms. "We're on a helicarier, above the clouds. It's raining below. Now back to the other topic, how do you not like coffee?"
"It tastes like burnt water" (y/n) replied with a shrug causing Riri to gasp again. "Can we just drop the topic?"
"Rightio" Riri spoke once again in her bad English accent. "How'd you get so good at posh English accents?"
"My grandmother and lots of Doctor Who" (y/n) replied as he put his hands on his pockets.
"Ah, you're a nerd then" Riri asked teasingly.
"And I'm damn proud of it" (y/n) nodded as he ignored the fact that she was teasing him. "Doctor Who is the reason I love scarves so much"
"You don't wear scarves" Riri looked the boy up and down.
"You've only ever seen me in my Shield uniform" (y/n) pointed out as he motioned to the uniform he was wearing. "I dress very differently off the job"
"I'll believe it when I see it" Riri shook her head at the idea of the boy in anything less than a uniform. "How about tonight?"
"No need. I'll show you now" Riri frowned at his dismissal of her question but quickly changed her expression back as (y/n) quickly pulled his phone from his pocket and opened it. He opened the photos before turning it so Riri could see.
"Oh dear lord!" Riri burst into laughter and momentarily forgot her disappointment. "You are a fashion disaster! I love it"
"What's the point in being fashionable? I say look unique" (y/n) turned the phone off. "My friends agree with me"
"Do they?" Riri crossed her arms as she gave him a knowing look. "I can't help but notice you were alone in that picture"
(Y/n) struggled to find a response causing Riri to giggle at him. "Oh- I- that's- that's just because Lily was taking the picture... shut up Riri"
The girl laughed once again. "Got you"
(Y/n) sighed before finally seeing the cafeteria as they turned a corner. "Ah, here we are... thank God"
After an uneventful few minutes, both Doctor and patient sat down with their new drinks. (Y/n) also had a croissant. "That's a lot of calories" Riri spoke as she gazed longingly at the pastry.
"And it's worth each one" (y/n) smiled before biting into the croissant, letting out an over exaggerated moan of delight. "Besides, who do I have to watch my figure for?" He picked up his hot chocolate and began drinking.
Riri took the question as an invitation to bring up what she'd had on her mind since meeting the doctor. "How about we go out?" (Y/n) almost choked on his hot chocolate and quickly stopped drinking. "That way you do have someone to watch your figure for"
He coughed a bit but spoke a moment later. "Yeah. Yeah that sounds great. I'd like that"
"Perfect" Riri hid the almost laughter in her voice from his reaction well as she spoke. "I'll fly by and pick you up tomorrow night?" She stood up and picked up her drink as well.
"It's a date" (y/n) nodded as Riri began walking away. "Wait, fly by? This should be interesting"
Word count: 925
(Some of you may be asking why did Spider-UK show up? He did nothing. Well here's your answer: World building. That's why. Also I enjoy speaking like a Brit and this was just me having fun with that)
