Percy's POV
"I heard about your little outburst with Ms. 'Castrating men is a hobby'." I said we eyeing him over the rim of my glass
"Who told her?" He growled, glaring at the others in the room
"Moi" Hermes said proudly in a fake french accent
"But of course" Apollo rolled his eyes
"I'm proud" I grinned at his flustered face
"It's about time you scolded that bitch" Ares said drunkenly as Dionysus and Hecate nodded in agreement
You might be wondering what the Hades is going on
Well, let's just say that I made friends with the younger generation of gods and we usually hang out in Apollo's temple where we usually talk trash about each other, Athena, Artemis and Uncle Z.
We also always try to rile Apollo up so he could finally, finally throw hands at his older twin sister.
"I missed you" he mumbled cuddling into my shoulder, I smiled
"I missed you too, Sunshine"
He pouted at the corny nickname I and the others gave him and we laughed
Soon someone interrupted our drinking match between a drunk Ares and sober Hephaestus.
It was one of Apollo's warriors, Jake I think
"What do you want?" Apollo asked, his voice husky with drunkenness
"Um, my lord, there's a crazy red haired lady outside looking for you"
Apollo grumbled something under his breath and staggered to us feet, swaying
"Let her in, tell the others not to come out of their room for now" he slurred
"Yes my lord" the boy bowed and left
Soon, we heard loud stomping and the door swung open, smashing on impact with the wall. Ares who was passed out on the floor twitched and sat up, glaring at the culprit
There Artemis stood, looking like a demon that crawled from hell with her red hair resembling flaming snakes on her head
"APOLLO!!!!!" She screeched
"What?" He asked, casually picking his ear
"Did you think I had forgotten about that little secret you kept from me?!!"
"No, and to be honest I could barely give a fuck" he shrugged and snuggled closer to me, reminding me of a big gold kitty
"Why are you like this?!!"
"Why are you such a bitch?" he shot back
"...okay tell me what I did wrong"
"You abandoned me" he whispered
"No I didn't"
"Yes you did" Eris who had been quietly braiding Dion's long hair spoke up, her red eyes glaring at her
"Mind your business "
"This is my business" Eris hissed "Sunshine is my brother too, princess, but unlike you I know how to take care of my brother"
"Tch"
"But you're such an hypocrite. I just can't stand you" Eris drawled her hands tightening to fists in Dion's hair
"Owwwwwwwie" he groaned, but she ignored him
"You're daddy's little princess, you're proud of that fact, but you loath him, despise him" with every word her eyes got darker and the atmosphere colder, Ares sobered up and glanced uncomfortably at his twin "Still you expect everything to go your way and you're mad that our beloved father has paid more attention to your twin's Warriors more than your own, you jealous, self absorbed whore"
The room grew colder and the tense atmosphere was so thick you could cut it with a chainsaw
"What did you just call me?"
"A self absorbed whore. Or are you deaf now?"
"Why you-"
"Stop it" Apollo said hi eyes still closed "Eris stand down"
"But-"
"Stand down"
"...fine"
"Artemis, leave"
"What? But she-"
"Leave. Now."
She looked ready to explode, but just huffed and left the room, her red hair billowing behind her
"She's such a hag" Ares muttered, hugging his twin who was still trembling in anger
"Mhm, that she is" Apollo nodded in agreement
We spent the rest of the day just chatting and planning our next prank on Zeus. That poor god has suffered in our hands.
