I saw a lot of people doing this sooo
Here we go-
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My irl bestie: here have a dollar
Me: i- okay.... Here I don't want this apple do you want it-
Bestie: OMFG YES I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING FOR BREAKFAST YET-
Me: wait.....YOU JUST BROUGHT A APPLE OFF ME-
bestie: :0
Me: PAYED EXCHANGE-
Me: *singing Snap* ONE, TWO, WHERE ARE YOU~
Sh4d0w (5yr old bro wanted to be called that 🥺)
Sh4d0w: YEEEEEEEEEEET
Me: what the-
(Funny incoming)
Few years ago:
Me: hey mum my dad got me tentacle boots!
My mom(in another room): HE GOT YOU TENTACLE BOOBS?
Me: i- WHAT?
(Yeah lmfao)
Aro/ace friend: *making dirty jokes*
Me: are you even ace tho-
Him: i- yeah
Bestie: I mean-
Me: yeah bc it seems like your a bit sus
Bestie:
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Me: okay, I'm going to ask for a phone charger... *walks up to my bestie* hey uhm...
My bestie: yeah?
Me: I'M A PHONE- fuck
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Ight all for now
NOW GET BACK INTO THE BASEMENT-
YOU ARE READING
•°~irl semi-incorrect quotes~°•
Randombibbity bobbity you are now my property ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
