Image above is Mr. Amougus
Warnings: cheating/two timing, faking emotions, being a shit wife, a secret sweet heart being for granted, the whole "alpha male" shit show, incredibles 2 reference, dork & nerd slander, lies, gOrLs, Christian mom's against anime girls, plot twist 😱
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Blopus' (Momus') pov:
I woke up next to my dead beat husband, Glopus. I sat up straight, stretching my skinny legs and arms, yawning, and looking over to my left side to see Glopus, I honestly wished he had left me for Ms. Cutg during our wedding, or he had somehow disappeared from my side in the 5 seconds it took for me to stretch. But of course he didn't, because he's a stoopid sigma male 😡. I got out of bed and entered our shared bathroom, I did my daily routine: put my herb oils on my face, paws, and thighs, Brush my perfectly white teeth, look at my thick ass in the mirror, and finally I started preparing to take a bath.
Right at the moment I started the water Glopus walked in, only wearing his My Melody boxers. "Hi hunny... *Yawn*..." He then turned to face me (he's really fast, the only thing I like about him *wink wonk*) he smiled his ugly dorky nerd smile (A/N: damn I used to think you were nice Blopus, you betrayed me, I'm not inviting you to watch the FNAF movie with me smh) "OH! You're going to take a bath? I'll leave, have fun ^^" Glopus said to me.
I forced a smile and lied "no no! I started this bath for you! I'll be heading out to work now sweetie". He looked at me with an even bigger smile than before "Are you sure, honey?" he asked, I simply nodded my head in response. "Great! Thank you so much lovey!" He gave me a kiss on the cheek and started preparing his supplies for his bath.
I left the bathroom, closing the door on my way out, I quickly threw on an oversized t shirt that said "Christian mom against anime gorls", put on some flats, and ran as quickly as I possibly could to Mr. Amougus' house. Mr. Amougus is my boyfriend, the love of my life. Yes, I've been two timing Glopus (Two Time by Jack Stauber starts playing), but who even cares about him anway? Amougus knows I have a husband so what's the big dealio? (STOP RN THIS IS AS BAD AS THE TOXIC WHISPER GIRLIES 😧)
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2023 A/N: oh thanks *fuckin swallows the bread whole*
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