Kiss, Marry, Kill? - Nicoby

Kiss, Marry, Kill?

"Hey man, I've been wondering"

"Have you ever played Kiss, Marry, Kill?"

Nico shook his head

"I think Leo tried to rope me into playing before I was forced to come out but he failed"

Toby just smiled and decided to sit down right next to Nico

"Okay, then how about we play?"

"Uh, I guess"

"Now let's start, and it's going to be between Masky, Hoodie, and Eyeless Jack."

"Seriously? Eyeless Jack is a legitimate cannibal and the other two are married along with the fact that they are your literal coworkers"

Nico sighed

"But I'm a cannibal too!" Toby whined

"You don't actually eat the corpses of the people you are sent to kill, do you?" Nico asked

"No promises" Toby replied to him and deadpanned

"Well, I guess I'd kiss Eyeless Jack"

"Guess ya got a thing don't ya?"

"Shut up Toby"

"Then I think I'd marry Tim and lastly I would probably kill Hoodie."

"Nico, be specific please"

"Are you killing Hoodie or Brian, hell you could just kill both of them"

"Toby, I have more understanding of the souls of the Underworld than you"

"Nico, come on! Brian is technically the host so if you were to kill Hoodie you would be killing Brian too!"

"Fine" Nico chucked darkly

"I guess I'd kill both of them in a sense; host and alternate personality"

Toby just looked stunned for a second and proceeded to slightly laugh

"W-Wait! Or you could easily use your magical and deadly powers on him and send him down to hell!"

"Now that I think about it hypothetically if you were to actually do that by sending his body to there it could cause him to go into some sort of mad spiral-"

"And it could go even worse if you sent for example Hoodie down there but then you revive him and bring him back up to Earth when Brian's currently in control!"

"Since if that happened Brian would be clearly alive and well outside of fucking hell meanwhile Hoodie would be in some sort of subspace thinking he's still in hell and actually dead!"

Nico then decided to quickly clasp Toby's mouth shut

Toby just protested and seemed heavily annoyed

"Toby, vita mia please that's just too much and I don't think my powers could work like that"

"Okay okay, fine since those are some pretty good choices."

"Could I y'know, kiss you?" Toby asked Nico

Toby didn't even have time to react to Nico's quick nod because as soon as he did Toby felt Nico's lips on his own

The kiss was soft and tender, well as tender as a kiss from the literal son of Hades could get

And Toby definitely didn't mind the feeling of Nico's cold yet also warm lips on him

Once they broke from the kiss to gasp for air out of the corner of his eye Toby saw Nico blush

"That was... Nice" Nico said

Toby just nodded, he didn't even realize he was staring right at his boyfriends face with the dumbest lovestruck look ever

Then Toby had the greatest idea to change the subject of their conversation

"Since we are on the topic of romance may I ask you something my dear?"

Nico felt his cheeks reddening up again

"Uh, sure"

Toby dragged a hand on his fluffy hair dramatically and then proceeded to ask Nico an important question

"Nico, are you familiar with an important icon of the romance genre known by the stage name of Mr. Blobby?"

Nico was safe to say confused by Toby's sudden change of subject

"No Toby I have no idea who that is"

"Although when you mentioned that he is an icon of the romance genre I immediately thought of Edward Cullen, or I guess that's what Leo told me on the 'most important romance icon of all time' I quote."

"To be fair, Robert Pattinson is really hot." Toby told him

"You see going back to Mr. Blobby he is a very important man from a British TV Show known as Noel's House Party and was played by a man named Barry Killerby."

"If you say so"

"Come on Nico! Just look him up on Google, please"

"Fine then, just for you Toby"

Nico then proceeded to look up Mr. Blobby's name up on Google with perfect grammar

Toby found it odd that Nico typed everything in fully perfect grammar

Probably because he's from the 1930's or something Toby thought

Then Nico waited for the search engine to load completely with full-on patience

Toby waited every second with extreme anticipation since he knew he was about to burst out laughing

"I must've typed it wrong" Nico said

And then proceeded to type out Mr. Blobby from Noel's House Party, played by British actor Barry Killerby with shockingly great grammar for such a dumb thing

By now Toby was currently holding his mouth shut tightly in order to stop himself from laughing out loud

The search managed to load and Nick then scanned the screen slowly trying to find any connection with the romance genre

So, Nico decided to click on the images section with careful calculation

All of the images loaded up, of the same uncanny peanut-shaped pathetic bright pink creature with eerie green eyes and huge fake black eyelashes

"Toby-" Nico started sternly but was soon caught off guard by Toby roaring with laughter

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?-" Nico yelled in anger

Meanwhile Toby felt his throat dry from all of his laughter and tears slowly forming from his eyes

Happy tears, not the sad ones and as if Toby ever felt extremely strong emotions anyway

"You! You should've seen your face!"

"Oh my gods! Holy shit!"

And then Toby started wheezing loudly, very loudly