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I will be using this as my lore book! You don't want angst things? There will be incorrect quotes to cheer you up!

As you know I'm currently working on my 'Fragments Of Bleu' book yes?

There will be a new character! And that is Author Cookie!
(For those of you who thought Timekeeper broke the wall, she was talking about Author Cookie)

Appleberry: Gently taps table

Rougefort: Taps back

Cream Puff: What are they doing?

Walnut: Morse code

Appleberry: Aggressively taps table

Rougefort: Slams hand down YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Bg:

Grapeberry: Don't worry about them Almond, it's normal.

Almond: You sure? The look like they're going to kill each other.

Grapeberry: I SAID THEYRE FINE

Grapeberry goin to her villain arc someone stop her-

Grapberry calling Appleberry

A - Y'ello?
G - I need your help, can you come here?
A - I can't, I'm buying clothes
G - Alright hurry and get here
A - I can't find them-
G - What do you mean you can't find them?
A - I can't find them it's only soup.
G - What do you mean there's only soup?
A - It means there's only soup
G - Get out of the soup aisle then!
A - Alright you don't have to shout at me!

Appleberry walks to the next aisle

A - There's still soup-
G - What do you mean?
A - There's more soup-
G - GO TO THE NEXT AISLE

A - There's still soup-
G - Where are you right now?
A - IM AT SOUP
G - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?!
A - I MEAN IM AT SOUP
G - WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW
A - IM AT THE SOUP STORE!
G - WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT A SOUP STORE?!
A - FRICK YOU!

Bg:

Cream Puff: Why is Grapeberry shouting?
Walnut: Appleberry is probably inside the soup store thinking it's a clothes store
Distant Yell
G : WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT A SOUP STORE?!
Walnut: See?

The Card Trio (actually) fails a heist

A:TIME FOR PLAN G!
R:Don't you mean plan B?
A:We tried plan B a long time ago, I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties
G:Plan D?
A:Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago
G:What about plan E?
A:Not hoping to use it, Bleu gets captured in plan E
Walnut out of nowhere:I like plan E
G:YOU BIT-
R/A:GRAPE NO!

Almond get your child before she gets killed

Well that's all!
J out!