𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐬'𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 • 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘺 𝘫𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘰𝘯

More Incorrect Quotes!

I'LL NEVER STOP!

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Y/n: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Grayson: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Percy: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Nico: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.

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Will: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Y/n: *turning to Kyle* How tall are you?

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Y/n: We need a distraction.
Nico: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Grayson, whispering: My time has come

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Y/n: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Nico: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Grayson isn't

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Annabeth: Y/n and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Percy: *Sighing* What did Y/n do?
Annabeth: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Y/n: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Y/n, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Annabeth: You did WHAT–
Grayson: William Snakepeare

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Percy, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Thalia: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Percy: Orange soda, please!
Thalia: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Grayson: Me too, strawberry soda.
Percy:

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Nico: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.

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Grayson: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

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Y/n: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Percy: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Y/n, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Grayson, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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Grayson, banging on the door: Annabeth! Open up!
Annabeth: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Percy: No, he meant-
Y/n: Let her finish.

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Percy: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Grover: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Grayson: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Y/n: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Annabeth: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Grayson: What does 'take out' mean?
Annabeth: Food.
Percy: Dating
Y/n: Murder
Thalia: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Nico: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Percy: Isn't that just killing people?
Nico: Ah, technicality.

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Grayson: Top 30 reasons why Grayson is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Y/n: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

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Will: Y/n, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Y/n: Well of course I have.
Y/n: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Y/n: It's boring.

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Y/n: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Annabeth, not looking up from her book: Spear.
Y/n: BLOCKED.

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Y/n: So what's for dinner?
Grayson, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

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