Gemma: *ruins*
President: *a ruin*
Sisters: so sad Alexa play despacito
Someone random: hey, would you like to go on a date tonight?
Sapphire: sorry I don't hate you it's just I rather stab myself in the heart before I ever go on a date with you.
Citrine: I got a date with my clarinet and book tonight.
Jade: nO
Emerald: Sapphire, can I stab themmmmmmmmmmm pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Topaz: Sapphire!
Ruby: *lights them on fire* there is your answer
Amber: so Ruby killed the last one so SAPPHIRE! YOUR TURN TO KILL SOMEONE!
The sisters when they are annoyed
Sapphire: *either squeaks on clarinet or kills them with her powers*
Citrine: *screams* oh that was an altissimo g
Jade: *makes dark poetry on the spot*
Emerald: *drowns the person*
Topaz: SAPPHIRE!
Ruby: *burns them to death*
Amber: SAPPHIRE, RUBY!
Life is short. So is Rhea and Garnet-the sisters
Sapphire: Citrine... How do I begin to explain Citrine?
Jade: Citrine is flawless.
Emerald: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Ruby: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Amber: One time they punched me in the face...it was awesome.
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Sapphire: So.Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Citrine: ...I did.I broke it.
Sapphire: No.No you didn't. Jade?
Jade: Don't look at me. Look at Emerald.
Emerald: What?!I didn't break it.
Jade: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Emerald: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Jade: Suspicious.
Emerald: No, it's not!
Ruby: If it matters, probably not, but Amber was the last one to use it.
Amber: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Ruby: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Amber: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles.Everyone knows that, Ruby!
Citrine: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Sapphire.
Sapphire: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Ruby: Sapphire...Jade's been awfully quiet.
Jade: REALLY?!
* Everyone starts arguing*
Sapphire, being interviewed: I broke it.I burned my hand so I punched it.
Sapphire: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Sapphire:
Sapphire: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Sapphire: Christmas lights?
Citrine: Check.
Amber: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Citrine: Check.
Jade: Santa suits?
Citrine: Check.
Ruby: Shovel?
Citrine: Check.
Emerald: Alibi and bail money?
Citrine: Check - wait, WHAT?!
Amber: if you got arrested what would be the charges?
Citrine: Theft
Jade: Disturbing the peace
Emerald: aggravated assault
Ruby: arson
Topaz: helping my sister's boyfriend cheat and acting innocent
Sapphire: all the above and probably in that order EXCEPT FOR TOPAZ'S
*At a dinner party, the guests converse while the host is away*
Citrine: So how do you know the host?
Sapphire: They were a former vegan, and they bought milk.
Emerald: That BITCH!
Amber: I pulled them over for money laundering.
Ruby: I'm chaperoning their dinner party.
Jade: They stole a baconator!
Emerald: That BITCH!
Citrine: I tanked the store they were managing and they convinced me to quit from one of the only jobs I've ever had. Now I'm living off of unemployment checks and fear!
Sapphire: You know, when Ruby comes over, Matthew can get a little…
Citrine: Psycho?
Jade: Scary?
Amber: Drunk?
Sapphire: All three.
