happy fucking birthday to me:/

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Robin!???!
*She runs up and hugs him while he's in front of her with flowers and a bag that has tulips which is Italy's favorite flower*

Amira:omg thanks so much babe!
Robin:anything for you Hermosa
Amira:I'm fan girling over you so hard
Italy:*stands there eating her ice cream which melts*happy fucking birthday to me!
Italy:*walks off*

AT HOME
*On the phone with Donna*
Donna:oh hi
Italy:hey what up
Donna:we.are.going.to.a.CARNE ASADA!
Italy:I haven't been to one in years!
Donna:well ponte los chones!
*She hangs up*
Italy:ehh screw it
*She changes into this*


Donna:oooh Ms.STUNNING over here!!
Italy:not evennn!
Donna:I brought you some humans
Italy:who??
Finn:heyy tayy!!
Vance:hii!!
Italy:thanks for bringing me my white boys
Donna:my pleasure
Vance:you look HOT!
Italy:thanks Vance
Finn:FR!
Italy:thanks Finney boy!

AT THE PARTY
In mind:I hate him! But I know I should be happy that he's happy but NO I wanted to be the one he's hugging I wanted to be the girl who his eyes are looking at!! But no I can't cruel fucking world I wish I could just kill myse-
Finn:Italy!?!
Italy:shit sorry!
Finn:it's ok we wants to know if you wanted some drinks
Italy: alcohol?
Finn:ye-
Italy:fuck yeah!
*She ran over and got herself a whole bottle*
*El payaso del rodeo came on*
Donna:*looks at Italy*
Italy:*looks at Donna"
*They run to the dance floor*
Italy:come on gringos!!
Vance:Ima pass
Finn:I'm going!
Italy:thank you FINN!!
Donna:get in position!

Vance:*stares at Italy*
In mind:god she's beautiful!
AFTER THE PARTY
Italy:*walks up to the table*
Italy:heyy vancy dude!!
Vance:hey*he says chuckling*
*She lays on his lap and sleeps*
Vance:*smiles*
Finn:*stuffs mouth with tacos again*
In mind:god these tacos are gods!
Donna:finny buddy your a fucking fatass
Finn:*tries to talk with mouth full*i-i sure am *slaps his own ass*
Donna:I'm so done with you
Vance:you guys are Soo flirting
Donna:the only thing Finney is flirting with is those tacos de cabeza Soo buddy your blind ass hell!
Vance:true,but we should get home can we sleepover at your house?
Donna:UHH DUH!
Vance:*carries Italy to donnas bed*
Vance:*puts her hair out of her face*
Donna:I'll sleep on the bed with her
Vance:so I sleep on the floor?
Donna:yup next to finny
Vance:whatever
Donna:*changes*

Donna:night boys!
V&f:night dons!
Donna:oh hell no
V&f:LMAO

IN THE MORNING

Finn:dude hurry and take a pic
Vance:hold on!
Vance:click!
Girls:*wake up*
Donna:morning
Italy:morning
Finn:good morning
Vance:good morning
*Italy gets call*
Amira: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Italy:oh thanks
Amira:so I bet your busy today!
Italy:nope nobody knows and I don't do anything
Amira:......oh
Amira:ok we'll have a nice day!
Italy:bye....

Italy:Ima get ready y'all
All:kk
Fit:



Vance:were kinda matching
Italy:cool
*Donna and Finney come out*



V

ance:oh?
Italy:well this is cool
Donna:lol
Finn:how did this even happen
Vance:dumb minds think the same
Italy: ✨inspirational✨
Vance:I know huh!
Italy:what're we gon' do?
Donna:were going to the park
Italy:ok then I'm driving
Vance:BET!,YOUR CAR IS THE BEST!!!
Italy's car:





Her dog that shes bringing with her:

*They get in*
Italy:ready
Vance:hell yeah!!!
Finn:HIT IT!
Donna:step on ittttt!!!!-
Car:ROooooooooooOm!!!!!!!

AT THE PARK
Italy:so what are we gonna-
*Gets blind folded and carried to quiet part of the park*
Italy:wtf!
*She takes off blindfold and hears and sees*

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