Y/n's pov:
"Huuffff damn lord" i said coming home from work, it was a really really really FUCKING REALLY, busy day and the boss was just straight up rude. like, i don't care your coffee wasn't made with 2% milk and 5% sugar with cream, karen.
Btw for the people who don't know, I work in a game developing company, a popular one! Guess!
SEGAAAAAAA
Yes im lucky but sonic haunts me now
I've seen some scary shit
I continue walking until
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" I hear screaming so i run to the scene like a stupid kid running to a candy store, i see two grown ass men ganging up on a little girl
Like seriously?
"STOP!" i immediately rush in thinking im the main character in a novel
Oh boy was that a bad idea.
2 minutes later i was on the ground being beaten by the men while the girl ran away, like at least call for help DUMBASS!
And then the men left me on the ground, but hey? at LEAST they didn't r@pe me, but now im sad
Why?
Because i would not get to see if bakuhoe cuntsuki acctually died or not, but i think im the one's gonna die
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Omg i see light!
But i see dark, wait. Im going to hell? I mean- i already knew! But i don't regret scamming kids in adopt me lol,
"Hello!"
I hear some weird voice calling me so i do the most responsible thing as a grown ass woman...
"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" i scream so loud my ears hurt
"Do not be afraid my dear!" The voice said so i decide to be responsible
"K" the most responsible gen z answer ever
"Please do not fe- wait what? That's it?"
"You told me to not scream or whatever sooo ok"
"Wow ok-"
"Now what? Based on wattpad's knowledge, you're gonna give me 3 wishes and reincarnate me in a novel or anime right? If so i choose bnha"
" i didn't even get to speak or intorduce myself but yes, now state your wishes"
"K so i wish for my phone to stay with me! And connect with the other world"
"Hmm? Alright! Your gonna get it when your 2 years old"
"My second wish is to have 2 quirks! siren and telekinesis quirk!"
"Explain how you want it to be"
" i want it so i can have perfect voice and i can control when my singing can hypothesize any amount of people i choose and exclude any amount of people i choose and also no drawbacks! And telekinesis is telekinesis"
"Done what else?"
"I want to be able to travel back in time anytime i want to with no drawbacks"
"Done, okay bye"
" wait arent you gon-" and before i continued i was out like a truck hit me
But i think an actual truck hit me
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Hi author here, thanks for reading this garbage :D
