How the hell does she do this all of the time?
Bonnie to The Mystic Mysfits
Elphaba: Everyone be warned Bloom is on a rampage.
Papa Salt: She even left the apartment early in the morning, I knew something was up.
Pimp Bitch: That is a bad thing?
Bloom's Bitch #1: You have no idea
Bloom's Bitch #2: Why is my name this?
Papa Salt: Because it's true
Elphaba: Because it's true
Blonde Bimbo: Because it's true
Red Devil: UHM 1. I feel attacked and 2. I THOUGHT TOLD YOU STEFAN AND DAMON THAT YOU HAVE TO BE HERE TO HELP AN-
Elphaba: She is yelling at some poor kid who mis-placed the stand
Blonde Bimbo: Finally someone understand the importance of perfectism
Papa Salt: Good luck with that boys
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To say that I had a headache of all headaches would be an understatement.
"No that goes near the water tank not next to the pie fest!"
People hurriedly grab the stand and change the location where they were going to place their stand. Looking down at the clip board I had marked off one of the stands as complete before looking over the list.
"Uh, Bloom why don't you take break for a sec-"
"These prizes are suppose to go to the ring toss!"
I had held the bag in my hand and immediately there was someone who grabbed it from me and ran towards the ring toss. I honestly don't even know who it is, some people seemed to just listen to what I say.
"Uh, I am fine Bons...I promise"
I turned to Bonnie and gave her a smile to which she gave me an incredulous look.
"Honestly I have no idea how Caroline is able to do all of this"
"Me neither, she either has to be a goddess or an alien"
"Mmm, i'm leaning more towards Alien"
"Obviously"
Bonnie bumped my shoulder with hers and we both began to giggle. It was like once I started laughing both Damon and Stefan showed up. Katherine stayed with Caroline to get her used to her new vampire life slowly and Dad had stayed far away from me. When both brothers appeared in front of me I couldn't help but to cross my arms and tap my foot.
"Good luck Salvawhores"
Bonnie saluted them and began to walk away leaving me, Damon and Stefan. The brothers seem to shift from foot to foot and looked away when I narrowed my eyes at them. Damon seemed brave enough to give me a sweet smile before he started to talk
"My angel, my darling, my sweet sweet baby-"
"Where have you been?!"
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The Goddess
FanfictionBloom Saltzman is the daughter of Alaric Saltzman and Isobel Flemming and the apparent half-sister of one Elena Gilbert. With the disappearance of her mother, Bloom was trained by her father to know how to survive a vampire attack. Imagine her surpr...
