Wrong number - Jegulus

Part one ~ Milk

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Regulus: italic
James: bold

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Unknown number
2:00am

Padfoot bring me milk Im tired of eating dried cereal

Wrong number.

Oops. Why do you have my best friends number?

I don't. You typed the number in wrong.

Why are you trying to make your best friend get you milk at 2:00am?

That's besides the point. Who are you then?

I'm not going to tell a random stranger on my phone my name.

I'm James.

You're an idiot. I could be a murderer.

Are you going to murder me?

Probably you seem annoying.

Rude. I'll have you know I'm a very likeable person sir. ;)

I can already tell I hate you by the winky face. How do you know I'm a sir? I might be a miss.

Are you a miss and what do you have against winky faces.

No I am not a miss and as for your other question nobody used winky faces unless they are arrogant toerags.

'As for' why do you talk so fancy?

You're annoying go bother that 'padfoot guy'

No I'm board so I'm going to message you.

I literally don't even know you.

So get to know me then ;)

Go to sleep James.

No.