Reincarnated into naruto :(

The discussion

Reincarnation is something not often discussed upon but always thought of. Regardless of who or when, where or what causes or why it happens is up to debate. But the one factor that should be noticed is that I'm standing in a deep pitch void with bold words stating

Sup bitches, get ready to spawn in ditches.

;-; okay I thought you'd be more mature about this..but What are you? And where am I!

Oh your getting reincarnated and don't worry the rest of the story will be a bit more mature.

What who are you talking to, And what if I don't consent?
Oh you'll consent alright, I've looked up your search history and know exactly what will get you hooked.

How to make friends!

No even better! You get sent into an entirely different reality where get die is the norm and nobody gives a fuck unless your relevant.

So basically just a better version of my life.

Yes! :D

Bet give me your best shot
I noticed my body reconstructing however I also felt a few changes.