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A - AFTERCARE (what they're like after sex)
eddie doesn't really think much about aftercare. the most he'll do is throw you a water bottle before rolling and lighting a blunt. if you smoke, he'll offer you some
B - BODY PART (their favorite body part on their partner)
he'd be lying if he didn't say ass. he loves to tease you by squeezing your rear before walking away, leaving you flustered
C - CUM (anything to do with cum, basically)
he absolutely adores it when you cum on his fingers. it gives him an abundance of pride knowing that he can make you a moaning mess with just his fingers
D - DIRTY SECRET (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he keeps the names of all the people he's done it with in a lil journal (ew ikr)
E - EXPERIENCE (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
just by looking at his room, you can see that he's pretty experienced lmao. there's literally like cuffs on the side of his bed lol
F - FAVORITE POSITION (this goes without saying)
doggy style; just the thought of pulling your hair back and ramming into you while bending you over a table sends chills down his spine
G - GOOFY (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc)
he's extremely serious during the act. but before and after? expect lots of sarcastic remarks and teasing jokes
H - HAIR (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc)
it's uh.. quite crazy down there... (I guess the carpet really does match the drapes)
I - INTIMACY (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
he's not intimate at all during the act. but afterwards, after you've both settled down and are just laying in bed talking, he'll be a lot more intimate
J - JACK OFF (masturbation headcanon)
jacking off is (one of) eddie's favorite past times. if he's horny then he'll just use you to satisfy his needs. but if you aren't around then he'll have no problem with using his hand
K - KINK (one or more of their kinks)
at this point, what isn't eddie into?
a few of his favs are: choking, hair pulling, spanking, degradation, and overstimulation
L - LOCATION (favorite places to do the deed)
literally anywhere. risk is a huge turn on for him. just as long as you're comfortable with it of course
M - MOTIVATION (what turns them on, gets them going)
because his mind is always in the gutter, it basically doesn't take anything to get him going. but the thing that drives him the craziest is when you tease him in public
N - NO (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
tbh, he really isn't all that picky. he's pretty much fine with anything as long as you are (obviously none of the super gross stuff though like scat)
O - ORAL (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
this one was difficult but I think i'm gonna say giving. hearing his name coming out of your mouth as he goes down on you really turns him on
P - PACE (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc)
I think y'all probably already know the answer to this one ;)
Q - QUICKIE (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc)
he's all for them. if he's horny, he's horny. in fact, quickies are a majority of what y'all do
R - RISK (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc)
he's all for experiment- mainly so he can find things that both you and him enjoy. at this point though, y'all have basically done everything in the book. as for the risks; of course he does! risk is a major turn on for him.
S - STAMINA (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
he could honestly go for as many rounds as you'd like. the only time he'd need to stop is if his muscles were literally sore and throbbing
T - TOYS (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
he owns so many toys- you name it, he has it. you're definitely in for a wild ride that will leave you absolutely exhausted in a pool of ecstasy
U - UNFAIR (how much they like to tease)
this is eddie we're talking about, of course there's going to be an excessive amount ofteasing. his favorite thing in the world is to hear you begging desperately for his touch
V - VOLUME (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc)
he's embarrassingly loud unless y'all are in a public area where he has to keep quiet. he mainly just cusses and moans, but boy is he loud.
W - WILD CARD (a random headcanon for the character)
his orgasm face is a bit.. bizarre..
X - X-RAY (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
it's a good 6, maybe 7 inches long with an above average girth.
Y - YEARNING (how high is their sex drive?)
his sex drive is so high that it's concerning. this man can rarely keep it under control- expect to be teased anywhere and everywhere
Z - ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
after sex eddie usually just lays in bed and talks until one of the two of you falls asleep in the other's arms
a/n - sorry if this isn't the best, i'm a bit tired lol- plus I really despise eddie so it's a lil hard writing NSFW for him
