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"The thing you need to understand about the old legends, is that the story is never finished.."
"There may be no pages left to turn, but there is always more to the journey....."
"Rising from the Netherworld — The Demon Bull King attacked."
"No one could stop him, no one could resist."
"No one except..."
"the legendary Monkey King"
"The Monkey King used his magical staff to pick up a nearby mountain."
"He trapped the Demon Bull King underneath it. The Monkey King sealed the mountain with the staff that no other being could wield, trapping the Demon Bull King forever. "
"With the battle won, the Monkey King vanished, never to be seen again. Legend says the staff still lies on top of that mountain, the one thing keeping our world from certain destruction."
"And with the Demon Bull King gone, civilization was able to advance into the amazing city we now live in."
"A world of elegant cultures, gentle loving people, a city brimming with five-star cuisine, and all because of the Monkey King."
MK: Oh, that's so good! Monkey King's so cool! He's so strong and handsome-
Tang: Oh, MK. And you thought you knew all the Monkey King stories.
MK: Oh, but I do. I got his whole life documented extensively in this unauthorized autobiography of Monkey King. Written and illustrated by yours truly. Like I knew he was born from a stone, and live behind a waterfall with his sweet little baby monkey friends! And- and- and oh!
Tang: It's nice to know someone's taking in all these stories. Pearls of wisdom, dripping from my lips. (He clears his throat) Well, you know the deal: one story, one free bowl of Zha jiang mian. Hmm?
MK: Huh? Oh right, free noodles! Yep, on it. How heavy do you think a mountain is? Compare to like-
-P.O.V- I throw a book at him as Pigsy throws a spoon "Free noodles?! No one gets a free meal at Pigsy's! I'm not running a charity here, Tang!" He yells as he takes the noodles "Well how about you Max? Can a guy get some free tea? Please?" Tang pleads to me "No, plus you always leave before paying your bill! Your lucky I don't get get the police involved Tonto" I spit at him I glare at Mk "And you Ficticio are not getting dinner from me tonight." "What?! Oh come on please!!" He begged "Ah, but guys. I was paying with wisdom." Tang sang
"Yeah? Well, wisdom don't pay the rent, you freeloader! And you! You've been slacking off all morning! I've got a dozen orders that need to go out, so quit slacking and get packing!" Pigsy yells as he point to Mk "Yeah. I was about to take my break. So..." Mk mutters "Break? Break?! There's no break in war! I need workers. Soldiers in the army of Pigsy's Noodles, home of the world's longest noodles. How else am I gonna expand my business into enemy territory?" He shouts as I slurp up the rest of my noodles "Ah~ you mean across the street?" I say wiping my mouth "I stand by my statement! Now, hurry up!" He notices Tang with a bowl of noodles behind him. He grabs a spoon to attack Tang with it "Hey, get back here, you coward!" I take that as my que to leave, I leave the money on the counter and walk out As I walk out I hear
"No, Pigsy!" "I want my money!"
I sigh as I walk down the street to my Café. Entering it I head to the back and put my bag away and put on my apron waiting for a customer
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