hottestwheeler : @zombieboy
hottestwheeler : @zombieboy
hottestwheeler : @zombieboy
hottestwheeler : @zombieboy
zombieboy : what?
hottestwheeler : if you were an element on the periodic table which one would you be?
zombieboy : that's random
zombieboy : um idk
zombieboy : why
hottestwheeler : im pretty sure you'd be francium
zombieboy : why?
hottestwheeler : bc it's the most attractive
zombieboy : i
zombieboy : wait
zombieboy : what
zombieboy : wait
zombieboy : what
onthebench : i think you just broke him
turnaroundlook : he's definitely broken
urfavredhead : really mike?? i thought we were gonna use will as a judge
hottestwheeler : i changed my mind
hottestwheeler : i want to flirt with him instead
zombieboy : HUH
hottestwheeler : ;)
urfavredhead : you can't flirt with him if he's passed out
hottestwheeler : he can pass out
hottestwheeler : as long as he does it in my bed
zombieboy : bet
hottestwheeler : wait what
zombieboy : hey mike
zombieboy : you must be made of uranium and iodine, because i can see u and i together
hottestwheeler : IM MEANT TO BE FLIRTING WITJ YOU NOT THE OTHER WAY ARKUND
turnaroundlook : why can't someone flirt with me using chemistry 😞
onthebench : you have a girlfriend
turnaroundlook : well she doesn't chemistry flirt with me
urfavredhead : @plainjane can i have your number?
plainjane : what do you need it for? x
hottestwheeler : come on max actually try here
urfavredhead : i was going to complain to spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single but i need your contact information first
hottestwheeler : ok never mind
plainjane : oh 😳
hottestwheeler : isn't as good tho cause you already have her number
urfavredhead : kys
onthebench : max you're my girlfriend why can't you flirt with me
urfavredhead : no
hottestwheeler : on a side note
hottestwheeler : anyone want to go to the movies later?
