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The Offspring

If The Offspring had a group chat... (Dexter, Noodles and Greg) 

Kevin Wasserman made a group chat

Greg: Who the hell is Kevin Wasserman????

Bryan: Noodles, what is this?? How does this thing know my real name????

Kevin: This is a group chat, hang on, i'll change our names. 

Noodles changed 2 people's names 

Greg: that's better. 

Noodles: yeah. 

Dexter: AAH MY NAME CHANGED 

Noodles: yea Dex, I changed our names. 

Greg: most of us.. 

Noodles: Greg, you don't even have a stage name. 

Dexter: I am so confused. How are we talking to each other??? 

Greg: For a man of science, I'm surprised you suck at technology. 

Dexter: For a man with an attitude like that, I'm surprised my fist isn't in your mouth. 

Noodles: Boys, boys, stop. 

Dexter: Don't tell me what to do pasta boy. 

Noodles: watch me. 

Dexter has been kicked out of the group chat 

Greg: Now it's just us.. This is a group chat with 2 people. It makes no sense. Please bring him back. 

Noodles: fine. 

Dexter has been added to the group chat 

Dexter: Noodles you are gonna pay for that. 

Greg: WOAHHHHHH

Noodles: 😂

Dexter: shut up. 

Greg:

Dexter: How do I punch someone through a screen. 

Noodles: You can't genius. 

Dexter: welp. expect me at your place to punch you Greg. 

Greg: I don't care. go ahead. 

Dexter: well dammit you made it not fun. 

Noodles: haha

Dexter: don't make me beat you up too 

Noodles: I don't care. Go ahead. 

Dexter: it's not gonna work for you pasta boy, watch your back. 

Greg: pasta boy 😂

Noodles: 🤣

Dexter: Noodles = pasta,, Kevin = boy,, pasta. boy. 

Noodles: I'm not a boy, I'm a MAN 

Dexter: Your humour says otherwise. 

Noodles: Your saying.. 

Dexter: thats it, I'm done. I am on my way to beat you both up. 

Greg: What did I do??? 

Dexter: You know what you did. 

Greg: Yeah, sure do, so now what, you gonna punish me for it 🤣

Noodles: 

Greg: 🤣

10 minutes later.. 

Noodles: where did Dex go..? 

Dexter: look out your window motherfucker.